The NRA is right: Barack Obama is a total fucking elitist. The fact that his kids get armed guards wherever they go while he opposes armed guards in schools for all the rest of us little, non-presidential people is just the tip of the iceberg.

*He lives in the White House. I live in a beige apartment. ELITIST!

*When he goes to Canada, a prime minister shakes his hand. But when I go, no handshake for me. ELITIST!

*If he hates a new piece of legislation, he can veto it. But I cannot. ELITIST!

*He gets to fuck Michelle Obama all the time and I get to get fuck her never! ELITIST!

Now you try!