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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Crime / Sex "Oregon Man Allegedly Tattooed His Name Near Underage Girl's Vagina"?!?

Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Jan 16, 2013 at 3:35 PM

What kind of headline is that? And what does "NEAR HER VAGINA" even mean?
We live in an f'ed up world.

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So he was marking his territory. Got a problem with that? I guess since she was underage, he should've made it a henna tattoo, huh?

Posted by Mister G on January 16, 2013 at 3:44 PM

The Seattle Pulp piece referred to it as the "bathing suit area." Which I think is clearer. Because yeah, near vagina relative to what?
http://www.seattlepulp.com/stories/Corva…

Posted by icouldliveinhope on January 16, 2013 at 3:47 PM

He tattooed his name on his victim? So he's creep and a dumbass. It's like the crook who tried to run from police but was wearing those shoes that light up every time you take a step.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 16, 2013 at 3:47 PM

I question whether she was a "victim." She was 15 fer chrissakes, the little vixen. But the permanent tattoos went a little far, I'd have to say.

Posted by Mister G on January 16, 2013 at 4:06 PM

I think "near her vagina" is plenty of information. What, you want pictures?

Posted by bigyaz on January 16, 2013 at 4:09 PM

@5 Maybe she was allowing for the possibility that he tattooed his name on someone else's arm, while she was standing right next to it. You have to watch out for Huffington's headlines.

Posted by Matt the Engineer on January 16, 2013 at 4:14 PM

#5, are you offering?

Posted by Mister G on January 16, 2013 at 4:21 PM

Sounds like he had a mental age of 14.

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on January 16, 2013 at 4:28 PM

maybe he'll wise up and do it inside the vagina next time

Posted by 34x42 on January 16, 2013 at 4:38 PM

Check out his photo. Yikes! Maybe he should move to Seattle and run for mayor!

Posted by Mister G on January 16, 2013 at 4:43 PM

Speaking of questionable tattoos, how would you like to make love to the baseball player who has a large tattoo of his grandparents on his chest?

http://deadspin.com/tattoos/

Posted by Gern Blanston on January 16, 2013 at 4:44 PM

#9

I got a tattoo once.

It was done in invisible ink.

Eventually I had it removed.

(And if Steven Wright or Jake Johannsen didn't say that at some time, somewhere, I'll eat my shoe!)

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on January 16, 2013 at 4:44 PM

Steven Wright and Jake Johannsen typically say things that are funny. So start chompin.

Posted by McGee on January 16, 2013 at 5:51 PM

@11 - This is actually good for a portrait tattoo (which often turn out pretty awful), though it could have incorporated the nipple more creatively.

Posted by Free Lunch on January 16, 2013 at 6:10 PM

And what does "NEAR HER VAGINA" even mean?

That's actually a street, it's called "NEAR HER VAGINA", sort of the way Seattle Times headline writers say that somebody was shot in West Seattle.

Posted by MrBaker

on January 16, 2013 at 6:21 PM

Pimps brand their girls all the time. Usually it's above the waist...

Posted by Big Sven

on January 17, 2013 at 2:06 AM

All I can think of is 'OUCH!'. I just had a new tat all over my left chest and can't imagine the pain going somewhere with even more sensitive skin...

Posted by freshnycman on January 17, 2013 at 6:50 AM

From the article:
'The victim told police that she had never revealed her true age to Rader. However, Oregon law states the fact that a "defendant did not know the child's age or... reasonably believed the child to be older than the age of 16" is not a viable defense for rape.'

I agree that adults bear some responsibility to verify that they are not attempting to have sex with people who can not give meaningful consent, but if she tricked him, that is a shitty way to become a convicted rapist.

Posted by Unfortunately For Him, He Looks The Type on January 17, 2013 at 9:00 AM

@6 "You have to watch out for Huffington's headlines."

...and their illustrations.

In the side bar, they have a set of tits that I sincerely doubt belong to Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, linking to that story.

Posted by Unfortunately For Him, He Looks The Type on January 17, 2013 at 9:05 AM