Congressional Republicans May Have Picked the Wrong Fight: Obama's job approval numbers are at the highest point in three years and most people see him as a strong leader. Additionally, most people think that the debt ceiling should not be tied to cuts.
Literally Nothing Could Make Me Go to North Dakota: Not even a frozen oil tundra filled with single men. (That is a thing North Dakota has, according to NYT.)
Dream On: Does no one do a performance test before they push these things out of the hangar? Battery malfunctions, false smoke alarms, fires—who wants to fly on a Dreamliner? Not Japanese people, because they've grounded two fleets.
Helicopter Crashes Near MI6 Headquarters: It's said to have hit a crane.