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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

True Facts About... Morgan Freeman

Posted by on Tue, Jan 15, 2013 at 11:46 AM

Today started off TERRIBLE! But now? Everything is better. Why? Because, thanks to this video by Ze Frank, I now know where I stand in the universe... and it's all thanks to Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman is ultimately responsible for everything in the universe, because... Morgan Freeman. For example, "Morgan Freeman doesn't have sex. When he smiles a baby simply appears in a field full of kittens." Want to learn more about Morgan Freeman, and his role in/as the universe? Morgan Freeman this Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman.


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Jason Josephes 1
So he's the new Chuck Norris now. Lovely. Who will be the next actor we run into the ground with a redundant meme?
Posted by Jason Josephes on January 15, 2013 at 11:52 AM · Report this
Will in Seattle 2
@1 Ben A. Now that he has his Argo wins.
Posted by Will in Seattle on January 15, 2013 at 12:12 PM · Report this
Last of the Time Lords 3
We need Morgan Freeman and Sr Patrick Stewart narrate something together. It would be auditory orgasm for the ages
Posted by Last of the Time Lords on January 15, 2013 at 1:51 PM · Report this
ScienceNerd 4
This thought blew me away, Morgan Freeman must be narrating me watching Morgan Freeman narrating.
Posted by ScienceNerd on January 15, 2013 at 2:26 PM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 5
Love it. Hilariously self-aware.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on January 15, 2013 at 7:05 PM · Report this
Morgan is also fluent in French, and has yet to steal one of my girlfriends (always a big point in someone's favor, IMHO).
Posted by sgt_doom on January 16, 2013 at 11:17 AM · Report this
Morgan Freeman fuck babies...his own children...what? A muslim of honor, that nigger!
Posted by Ming the Merciless on January 23, 2013 at 1:24 PM · Report this

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