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News & ArtsTuesday, January 15, 2013
Drunk True Facts About... Morgan Freeman
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 15, 2013 at 11:46 AM
Today started off TERRIBLE! But now? Everything is better. Why? Because, thanks to this video by Ze Frank, I now know where I stand in the universe... and it's all thanks to Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman is ultimately responsible for everything in the universe, because... Morgan Freeman. For example, "Morgan Freeman doesn't have sex. When he smiles a baby simply appears in a field full of kittens." Want to learn more about Morgan Freeman, and his role in/as the universe? Morgan Freeman this Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman.
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So he's the new Chuck Norris now. Lovely. Who will be the next actor we run into the ground with a redundant meme?
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We need Morgan Freeman and Sr Patrick Stewart narrate something together. It would be auditory orgasm for the ages
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Morgan is also fluent in French, and has yet to steal one of my girlfriends (always a big point in someone's favor, IMHO).
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