by Dan Savage
on Mon, Jan 14, 2013 at 9:41 AM
You gotta love this lede:
WARNING: This column contains science. It might be considered inappropriate or offensive by certain members of our congressional delegation and others who call themselves conservative. Ideological discretion is advised.
Funny lede. But everything that comes after that lede is pretty depressing—particularly to anyone who wants to see New Orleans survive this century.