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News & ArtsTuesday, January 8, 2013
2012 Could Someone Please Go Pick This Up for Me?
Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jan 8, 2013 at 11:42 AM
Slog tipper Clinton sends along news of maybe the best item ever to appear on Craigslist:
What would you do with a 300-pound steel slab, formed in the shape of Iowa, and emblazoned with Mitt Romney's "Believe in America" motto?...Word has it that a landlord of a former Romney Campaign office wants it gone—soon. Consequently, the Criagslist seller is willing to give it away for free, provided you have a truck that can haul 300 pounds of steel.
I would like to turn this into a headboard.
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Melt it and pour it into a phallus-shaped mold, then the GOP can replace their elephant icon with a dick. Much more fitting.
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@ CC-Rob; I am wondering why Mitt didn't do that (or have his people do it) clearly he needs more money. Those car elevators don't build themselves.
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