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Monday, January 7, 2013

Call Me Ishmael

Posted by on Mon, Jan 7, 2013 at 5:16 PM

The Seattle Times hates Google. They blame it for stealing their advertising revenue or something. And so they relentlessly rail against Google's monopoly, demanding that it be broken up in the exact same manner they used to relentlessly argue against doing to Microsoft.

Whatever.

A couple years back I seized upon a Moby Dick reference in one Seattle Times anti-Google editorial to explore the analogy to its depths. "If Google is the leviathan," I suggested, "then that surely makes the Times the doomed whaling ship Pequod, and publisher Frank Blethen the embittered Captain Ahab, tragically bent on hunting down the beast that took his leg."

Even had Ahab conquered his nemesis and survived their final encounter, his way of life would not; within a decade or two, a centuries old whaling tradition was all but displaced by oil and coal and the massive industrialization these modern energy sources made possible. Likewise, the Times could live to see hated advertising competitors like Google and Craigslist harpooned by the courts, as it has frequently advocated, and still not survive the relentless tide of progress that is sweeping through its own industry.

So obsessed are the Blethens with the notion that Google is stealing their revenue and undermining journalism as a profession, that they even seem willing to abandon their usual steadfast free market ideology in rhetorical pursuit of their prey, much in the same way that the vengeful Ahab fatefully cast away his Quaker pacifism. And just as Melville himself seemed oblivious to the imminent demise of the whaling industry, even as he enshrined himself as its most famous chronicler, the Blethens just can’t seem to wrap their collective mind around the economic, technological and cultural shifts that are transforming their family business.

In the end, it is not Moby Dick who kills Ahab, but rather his own harpoon, a loop in the rope catching the doomed captain’s neck, and dragging him into the abyss along with the injured whale.

“To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”

One can almost imagine Captain Blethen yelling Ahab’s famous curse as he thrusts his harpoon… just before he himself is swallowed up by the seas of change.

Two years later, Captain Blethen is still thrusting harpoons at Google, and his Pequod continues to sail toward oblivion. The analogy still holds.

 

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Sandiai 1
Moby Dick spoiler alert!
Posted by Sandiai on January 7, 2013 at 5:23 PM
2
Shame the Seattle Times doesn't pay it's staff the shitty wages of the ununionized Stranger and its unpaid interns. if they did that, their financial position would be much better.
Posted by Tell us about Mercer Island schools too Goldy! on January 7, 2013 at 5:27 PM
heywhatsit!? 3
Well played@1. Well played.
Posted by heywhatsit!? on January 7, 2013 at 5:53 PM
4
Hmmm...the same way Goldfucker rails against the Times/Blethen constantly?

Posted by Stranger'sWorstNightmare on January 7, 2013 at 6:11 PM
Goldy 5
@4 Well, if you click through to my original post, you'll see that I acknowledge that analogy. Somewhat.
Posted by Goldy on January 7, 2013 at 6:32 PM
6
Sorry, Times trolls! The Times has in the 30 years I've lived here always been the unimaginative shill for Big Business, Big Business! The P-I at least had progressive creativity (Horsey, Art Thiel, others). In a city with a young, well-educated work force, Seattle deserved better! The Stranger gives me info for local news. I can read the Times when I want to know how much rain has fallen year to date.
Posted by pat L on January 7, 2013 at 6:36 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 7
I also notice that while the PI used to allow Facebook comments on all their articles, they now restrict it to a few.

Meanwhile...all the action with comments is on Facebook itself, where hot articles generate hundreds of responses.

Suddenly individual blogs just blend into Timelines and Walls. Where do these stories come from? Who knows...just tell me what happened in two sentences and I'll start mouthing off!
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on January 7, 2013 at 7:23 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 8
#4

Hah...more like all the google bombers and stalkers rail against me when I make a comment about hydrogen!

They've been trying to defeat my arguments since 1991.

Haven't yet!
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on January 7, 2013 at 7:25 PM
9
"Ahab cast away his Quaker pacifism"

I could be totally mis-remembering, but I thought Ahab was one of the few non-Quaker whaling captains out of Nantucket, as opposed to Starbuck who was Quaker through-and-through.

I guess I should go SeattleTimes it. No wait, that other thing.
Posted by GermanSausage on January 7, 2013 at 8:00 PM
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It makes a little sense, considering Microsoft is almost certainly the most important local business and the Seattle Times is probably getting paid big bucks by them to spear one of their biggest competitors.

That said, I think everybody rightly fears Google, at least a little bit. While they're technically valued at less than Apple, Google is ascendent, and it has a larger footprint in terms of the control it exerts over the technological world. It speaks volumes that you almost never see a tech company sniping at anybody other than Google these days.
Posted by Faber on January 7, 2013 at 9:02 PM
sperifera 11
You are Ishmael.
Posted by sperifera on January 7, 2013 at 9:40 PM
Urgutha Forka 12
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 7, 2013 at 10:01 PM
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 13
@6 the fact that they're shills has nothing to do w/ their dying business model, which is the entire point of the article.

if they want to survive, they should tug their forelocks at the major corporations and ask for their pittance instead of expecting the dirty masses to pay their upkeep.
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on January 7, 2013 at 10:53 PM
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Nicely done @9
Posted by In2ishn on January 8, 2013 at 7:38 AM

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