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Sex / Religion / LGBTQITSLFA Hey, You Just Had Buttsex—Is That Santorum Leaking Out of Your Ass?
Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jan 4, 2013 at 9:27 AM
Or is it... SATAN?
This is my favorite thing on the internet right now. Nothing does more to undermine the whole ex-gay fraud than an actual ex-gay opening his mouth on YouTube. There's more at the crazy ex-gay dude's blog.
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Sad. A sad, little, self-loathing man. We should tell him that it gets better. (I do, however, like the argyle pullover: shorthand for wholesomeness).
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From my own personal experience of getting involved in the gay lifestyle - which of course anal sex is a big part - and then gay porn, there is a definite dark 'shadow' that comes over you when you get involved with this stuff.
That shadow was your scene partner blocking out some of the set lights as he placed himself behind you for the anal scene, you nitwit.
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"Anal sex would release into the world these rare demonic entities...." Um, I think those were just farts.
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If your anal sex leads to the birth of butt demons, you're doing it wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeMbpU7_…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeMbpU7_…
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Could someone with more tech skills and time than I have PLEASE make a supercut of his porn and ex-gay videos?
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It's all so disingenuous and contrived. The way he continually pauses and looks away from the screen along with the dozens of cuts indicate someone who doesn't really know what he wants to say, or how to say it. I don't see a hat so he must be pulling it all out of his stitched up ass. Do we know that he really was a porn actor in fact?
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That's the problem with gay kids today. There are so many porn "studios" online that anybody can call themselves a 'porn actor' and be technically right. It's like the term has no meaning anymore.
(I say this as someone who is thankful Internet video wasn't as prevalent 12-15 years ago in a 'there but for the grace of God go I" sorta way.)
(I say this as someone who is thankful Internet video wasn't as prevalent 12-15 years ago in a 'there but for the grace of God go I" sorta way.)
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5, If for no other reason then it makes you clutch your pearls, and swoon when Dan does it, I hope he never stops.
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tl/dw
Boring. Sooooo boring. Listening to anyone go "um" "um" "um" on Youtube is infuriating even when it's not some poor nut going on about his sphincter.
Boring. Sooooo boring. Listening to anyone go "um" "um" "um" on Youtube is infuriating even when it's not some poor nut going on about his sphincter.
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Wannabe porno Pete. He's not wearing any pants, and the frequent jump cuts are when he takes a break to beat off.
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So someone can be hetero and be hetero married a couple of times and have a couple of kids the hetero way but then one day "realize" they are gay and that is OK but once they say they are gay they can never ever go back?
and in the whole history of the whole human race no one has EVER gone ex-gay?
really?
and in the whole history of the whole human race no one has EVER gone ex-gay?
really?
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@18: Realizing you're gay or straight, that happens. Going to a special camp that turns you gay or straight, not so much.
It's kind of like how your hair color might change naturally, but you can't just will it to be any color you want. And if you hate how your hair just happens to be, you can dye it another color, but it won't REALLY change, and it'll probably show a bit at the roots.
In line with this analogy, going bald is loss of sex drive, a combover is Viagra, and a toupee is those dubious libido enhancers they sell you on the internet.
It's kind of like how your hair color might change naturally, but you can't just will it to be any color you want. And if you hate how your hair just happens to be, you can dye it another color, but it won't REALLY change, and it'll probably show a bit at the roots.
In line with this analogy, going bald is loss of sex drive, a combover is Viagra, and a toupee is those dubious libido enhancers they sell you on the internet.
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I'm glad he set me straight (pun not intended) on why Satan loves anal. I thought he loved it simply because it's awesome, but there appears to be some deeper meaning to it. It'll give a whole other dimension to my next anal session.
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@20 - you actually understood that?? I am no closer to understanding now than I was five minutes ago.
But you know...always remember Jesus...
But you know...always remember Jesus...
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18, I'm sure your willpower is strong enough to keep you from acting on your homosexual feelings.
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But this is just man-on-man anal sex right? Right?!
I'm pretty sure that my anus/anal canal/rectum is like porcelain and fresh flowers, and has a small angel that plays a harp.
I'm pretty sure that my anus/anal canal/rectum is like porcelain and fresh flowers, and has a small angel that plays a harp.
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Pro tip: There is no such thing as ex-gay. There is only stuffing yourself deeply back into the closet.
No thanks.
No thanks.
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Wow! Did he just say that anal sex creates a doorway to the demonic and supernatural? I never knew it was so powerful!! I've never experienced any supernatural events from anal sex. I guess I was doing it wrong.
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This is proof that ex-gay "therapy_ is just brain washing. He was probably strongly "encouraged" to post this as testimony to his new found life praise Jesus. It makes me want to puke.
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while watching this video I couldn't help but be reminded by the classic interrogation advice - when right-handed people are recalling a true event they tend to look to their left and when they're making things up they tend to look to the right.
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#22: i didn't grasp all the details, but clearly satan isn't just in it for the pleasure, but also because demons... And some weird doorway. Also Jesus hates butts. Remember Jesus.
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@18
"and in the whole history of the whole human race no one has EVER gone ex-gay?"
Certain lesbian-"identified" women after they graduate from college.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/lesbian…
"and in the whole history of the whole human race no one has EVER gone ex-gay?"
Certain lesbian-"identified" women after they graduate from college.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/lesbian…
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Someone who does that big a flip-flop in their personal life - and who believes in bottom-demons - and who has had the genuinely traumatic experiences he has - may well be in a pretty fragile emotional/mental state. I know his kind of testimony *could* do some harm out in the world, but it's easy enough to refute without mockery. I would much prefer to see that than this. Dude is saying stupid stuff but he's still a person who could no doubt use some compassion. Sounds like his experiences on the scene were rougher than they should have been, if people were looking out for each other.
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Hmm, it's a tough call as to whether this is satirical. The video was posted to YouTube by OnKneesforJesus4 who runs the clearly-satirical (mostly by allowing actual batshit Christians to functionally, unintentionally self-satirize) blog http://onkneesforjesus.blogspot.com/
That said, maybe ze found it elsewhere and is simply re-posting. I'm blown away whenever I see people who actually believe magic is real, and haven't conceptualized religion as some sort of abstracted deism, and yet I know that literal belief in demons straight out of the 17th century still has currency in some circles. That must be a weird way to experience reality. A miserable one, too.
That said, maybe ze found it elsewhere and is simply re-posting. I'm blown away whenever I see people who actually believe magic is real, and haven't conceptualized religion as some sort of abstracted deism, and yet I know that literal belief in demons straight out of the 17th century still has currency in some circles. That must be a weird way to experience reality. A miserable one, too.
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