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Thursday, January 3, 2013

Crime / Film What Do You Think of the A Good Day to Die Hard Trailer?

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 1:17 PM

This is the (presumably) final trailer for the fifth (!!!) Die Hard movie. It opens on Valentine's Day, which is either clever counter-programming or a sign that this one is a real stinker. I'll let you decide:

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@19: You just gave me a reason to love this movie. Thank you.

Posted by Knat on January 4, 2013 at 11:14 AM

I can NOT wait for Plinkett to review this thing.

Posted by Joel_are on January 4, 2013 at 10:37 AM

Whoops... I didn't see #7 beat me to it, which is fine, because it needs repeating.

Posted by Dougsf on January 3, 2013 at 5:28 PM

@7 -- I worry that it is here to stay. To the detriment of films and my enjoyment of them.

Posted by Sine Qua Non on January 3, 2013 at 5:13 PM

Orange and teal, it just won't fucking stop.

Posted by Dougsf on January 3, 2013 at 4:42 PM

This movie will be crap, no matter how many screen legends and shirtless otters you pack it with.

Posted by Joe Glibmoron on January 3, 2013 at 3:31 PM

Huh. Odd. I thought "Red" with Bruce Willis was the 5th Die Hard movie. It's awesome.

This looks like a piece of caca

Posted by Womyn2me $http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com$ on January 3, 2013 at 3:05 PM

No, @11. Bruce Willis died in the 80s.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on January 3, 2013 at 2:47 PM

What is the term to use for something that's long since jumped the shark, and it refuses to accept it's done so? Or do we just call it "the Die Hard franchise?"

Posted by Knat on January 3, 2013 at 2:45 PM

Is this real?

Posted by very bad homo on January 3, 2013 at 2:32 PM

Yippie Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 3, 2013 at 2:21 PM

Wait!? There was a Die Hard 3?

Huh. I had no idea.

Posted by passionate_jus on January 3, 2013 at 2:07 PM

@5 Agreed. Even with his Republicanness, I still can't resist.

Posted by T on January 3, 2013 at 2:02 PM

When is this aqua-and-peach color palatte ever going to die?

Posted by Margaret L. on January 3, 2013 at 1:58 PM

I especially like the part when Bruce Willis and young Abraham Lincoln take on both the vampires and the zombies.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on January 3, 2013 at 1:57 PM

Bruce Willis is such a mythic figure, as a trope fanatic I can't resist this even if I cared to. For better and worse, he's managed to clamber up that pedestal John Wayne built. Looper, for example, was the thrill of the year for me, for it gave me not just Bruce but JGL as hipster Bruce too.

Posted by gloomy gus on January 3, 2013 at 1:54 PM

Yes! Bruce Willis takes on zombies! I mean I can't watch the trailer right now but I assume it has zombies...or otherwise why make it all! right? right...

Oh, oh! I bet John McClane is like half-zombie and fights full blooded zombies...but then! their arch-rivals, the mummies, rise up and shit gets real!! Nice.

Posted by ArtBasketSara on January 3, 2013 at 1:52 PM

Never get tired of John McClane, no matter how far-fetched. Long live Bruce Willis.

Posted by Bugnroolet on January 3, 2013 at 1:49 PM