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News & ArtsThursday, December 27, 2012
Life Real Housewives of Canyon County
Posted by Cienna Madrid on Thu, Dec 27, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Fiona: Layer of eggs, lover of fries.
- I own this
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She looks like an Orpington, a very sweet breed. They'll eat anything, though, so fries are pretty benign in terms of diet. My Orpington ate a sheetrock screw once. It migrated through her body and finally emerged through her leg. All the while she was happily laying eggs.
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@23 - I'd rather be an asshole, than a mysoginistic asshole. As I previously stated, you really do have a very sad existence, and you might want to examine that in the New Year.
Or you can just continue to be a blight on humanity. Your call.
Or you can just continue to be a blight on humanity. Your call.
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@33
Well, I doubt anyone here likes you very much either.
FWIW, I'll take a Ciennna post over a Charles post any day.
Well, I doubt anyone here likes you very much either.
FWIW, I'll take a Ciennna post over a Charles post any day.
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@30
Fuck you cunt. you're just a very cheap copy of Ciennna anyway. Except even more ragged out. From your posts today I assume you’re having a very heavy flow day? Why don't you do us all a favor and take a hand full of Valium and lay down for a while?
Fuck you cunt. you're just a very cheap copy of Ciennna anyway. Except even more ragged out. From your posts today I assume you’re having a very heavy flow day? Why don't you do us all a favor and take a hand full of Valium and lay down for a while?
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@26,
Yes, your prolific whining is very annoying, whether about Obamacare, taxes, or Obama's reelection.
Yes, your prolific whining is very annoying, whether about Obamacare, taxes, or Obama's reelection.
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My dad's chickens like French fries too.
I like Cienna's posts, even the spidery ones. And that article about Munchausen on the internet was genius. I don't remember anything she's written that's whiney.
I like Cienna's posts, even the spidery ones. And that article about Munchausen on the internet was genius. I don't remember anything she's written that's whiney.
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@25
Well, other than the stuff about chickens and french fries (and possibly spiders), her stuff always has been pretty much crap (and WAY too full of "its not fair that its soooo hard to be a girl"). People who whine do kinda piss me off. Maybe you're on to something.
Well, other than the stuff about chickens and french fries (and possibly spiders), her stuff always has been pretty much crap (and WAY too full of "its not fair that its soooo hard to be a girl"). People who whine do kinda piss me off. Maybe you're on to something.
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@15&@22
No Duh... It's a joke asshole.
(@3 gets it).
And I really doubt that I am capable of hurting Cienna's feelings if her own mother wants to breed her like a dog and she finds that humorous enough, and is comfortable enough with it, to share it on the internets.
No Duh... It's a joke asshole.
(@3 gets it).
And I really doubt that I am capable of hurting Cienna's feelings if her own mother wants to breed her like a dog and she finds that humorous enough, and is comfortable enough with it, to share it on the internets.
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Wow, Cienna must have really shown up YGBKM on some thread. His venom has been extremely personal. Can anyone link to the post where he suffered such humiliation at her hands for me? I missed it.
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I'm actually pleased to see Cienna sticking to topics she's qualified to talk about. A hen that love french fries. That about sums it up.
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@1 - Fiona is the name of the hen. You really should try to keep up, but that doesn't appear to be your strong suit.
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I'm with @13, please ignore comments like @2.
That's a very cute little hen.
I was unaware of potato skins being a problem so I've fed lots to my chickens over the years. (Chickens are great ways to dispose of lots of kitchen waste). My oldest hen is now 16.
That's a very cute little hen.
I was unaware of potato skins being a problem so I've fed lots to my chickens over the years. (Chickens are great ways to dispose of lots of kitchen waste). My oldest hen is now 16.
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These posts remind me of that Joni Mitchell song. Something about ladies, canyons, and beveled mirrors.
@2: I know right? and the worst part was when she came to your house, forced you to click the link, and then forced you to comment on it.
@2: I know right? and the worst part was when she came to your house, forced you to click the link, and then forced you to comment on it.
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@2, heavens forbid that the folks that provide our news year round, even from their holiday vacations, actually humanize themselves! Go read Seattle Times, douche.
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I love her, she's so cute! One of my chickens hatched her first baby on Christmas Day. We named it Tiny Tim since it's a bantam and about the size of a silver dollar, maybe even smaller.
@6 and Cienna - Potato peels are actually ok, it's the green layer between the skin and the flesh that is poisonous which is only found on some potatoes, I think when they've been sunburned. So I'm betting you're ok with the fries :)
@6 and Cienna - Potato peels are actually ok, it's the green layer between the skin and the flesh that is poisonous which is only found on some potatoes, I think when they've been sunburned. So I'm betting you're ok with the fries :)
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@ 2, new to slog? It IS livejournal for the Stranger's writers.
@ Cienna, I read that potato peels are poisonous to chickens. So look out for fries that still have some peel on them.
@ Cienna, I read that potato peels are poisonous to chickens. So look out for fries that still have some peel on them.
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I'll take what I can get on slow news days. Seems like most journalists haven't made it out of bed yet.
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Why's everybody hatin' on Cienna this morning? I love your chicken, Cienna. And the family post yesterday was hilarious. Thank you.
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Dear Cienna...this plus your family conversations yesterday? Keep it on your own facebook or livejournal, what the fuck
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Why does Fiona have a chicken under her arm? Is she about to walk into a bar??? (What's the punch line?)
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