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Fiona: Layer of eggs, lover of fries.

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You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 1
Why does Fiona have a chicken under her arm? Is she about to walk into a bar??? (What's the punch line?)
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 27, 2012 at 9:42 AM · Report this
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Dear Cienna...this plus your family conversations yesterday? Keep it on your own facebook or livejournal, what the fuck
Posted by six five on December 27, 2012 at 10:07 AM · Report this
Matt the Engineer 3
Don't know the joke, but I think the punchline is: Fries Chicken.
Posted by Matt the Engineer on December 27, 2012 at 10:08 AM · Report this
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Why's everybody hatin' on Cienna this morning? I love your chicken, Cienna. And the family post yesterday was hilarious. Thank you.
Posted by captdrastic on December 27, 2012 at 10:17 AM · Report this
Matt the Engineer 5
I'll take what I can get on slow news days. Seems like most journalists haven't made it out of bed yet.
Posted by Matt the Engineer on December 27, 2012 at 10:22 AM · Report this
Matt from Denver 6
@ 2, new to slog? It IS livejournal for the Stranger's writers.

@ Cienna, I read that potato peels are poisonous to chickens. So look out for fries that still have some peel on them.
Posted by Matt from Denver on December 27, 2012 at 10:31 AM · Report this
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That is a very good trade off. Fries in, eggs out. I love it. Does it work with spiders too?
Posted by SeattleKim on December 27, 2012 at 10:35 AM · Report this
Queen of Sleaze 8
I love her, she's so cute! One of my chickens hatched her first baby on Christmas Day. We named it Tiny Tim since it's a bantam and about the size of a silver dollar, maybe even smaller.

@6 and Cienna - Potato peels are actually ok, it's the green layer between the skin and the flesh that is poisonous which is only found on some potatoes, I think when they've been sunburned. So I'm betting you're ok with the fries :)
Posted by Queen of Sleaze on December 27, 2012 at 10:37 AM · Report this
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@2, heavens forbid that the folks that provide our news year round, even from their holiday vacations, actually humanize themselves! Go read Seattle Times, douche.
Posted by Ruby Rae on December 27, 2012 at 10:37 AM · Report this
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 10
I wish that hen would peck that booger off of her upper lip. It's bugging the shit outa me...
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 27, 2012 at 10:47 AM · Report this
Goldy 11
I don't see what the big deal is. Cienna's always feeding the office chickens.
Posted by Goldy on December 27, 2012 at 10:47 AM · Report this
Theodore Gorath 12
These posts remind me of that Joni Mitchell song. Something about ladies, canyons, and beveled mirrors.

@2: I know right? and the worst part was when she came to your house, forced you to click the link, and then forced you to comment on it.
Posted by Theodore Gorath on December 27, 2012 at 11:04 AM · Report this
Puty 13
Dear Cienna: I like these posts. Please ignore comments like @2 with maximum ignoringery.
Posted by Puty on December 27, 2012 at 11:07 AM · Report this
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I'm with @13, please ignore comments like @2.
That's a very cute little hen.
I was unaware of potato skins being a problem so I've fed lots to my chickens over the years. (Chickens are great ways to dispose of lots of kitchen waste). My oldest hen is now 16.
Posted by swing state voter on December 27, 2012 at 11:21 AM · Report this
sperifera 15
@1 - Fiona is the name of the hen. You really should try to keep up, but that doesn't appear to be your strong suit.
Posted by sperifera on December 27, 2012 at 11:33 AM · Report this
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 16
I'm actually pleased to see Cienna sticking to topics she's qualified to talk about. A hen that love french fries. That about sums it up.
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 27, 2012 at 11:36 AM · Report this
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hmmm chicken.. fiona will make a fine addition to poule au pot one day. There I said it.
Posted by apres_moi on December 27, 2012 at 11:44 AM · Report this
very bad homo 18
Better than a deadly spider.
Posted by very bad homo on December 27, 2012 at 11:48 AM · Report this
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 19
@15
Then who is the ugly bitch carrying her?
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 27, 2012 at 11:49 AM · Report this
Matt from Denver 20
Wow, Cienna must have really shown up YGBKM on some thread. His venom has been extremely personal. Can anyone link to the post where he suffered such humiliation at her hands for me? I missed it.
Posted by Matt from Denver on December 27, 2012 at 12:11 PM · Report this
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Fried eggs.
Posted by subwlf on December 27, 2012 at 12:17 PM · Report this
sperifera 22
@ 19 - The only ugly bitch here is you. What a sad existence you appear to have.
Posted by sperifera on December 27, 2012 at 12:51 PM · Report this
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 23
@15&@22

No Duh... It's a joke asshole.
(@3 gets it).

And I really doubt that I am capable of hurting Cienna's feelings if her own mother wants to breed her like a dog and she finds that humorous enough, and is comfortable enough with it, to share it on the internets.
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 27, 2012 at 12:59 PM · Report this
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 24
((( Will it help if I say "I think her scarf if really cute!"?)))
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 27, 2012 at 1:12 PM · Report this
Matt from Denver 25
@ 23, whatever is going on, it's plain to see that she got under your skin.
Posted by Matt from Denver on December 27, 2012 at 1:12 PM · Report this
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 26
@25
Well, other than the stuff about chickens and french fries (and possibly spiders), her stuff always has been pretty much crap (and WAY too full of "its not fair that its soooo hard to be a girl"). People who whine do kinda piss me off. Maybe you're on to something.
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 27, 2012 at 1:31 PM · Report this
Sandiai 27
My dad's chickens like French fries too.

I like Cienna's posts, even the spidery ones. And that article about Munchausen on the internet was genius. I don't remember anything she's written that's whiney.
Posted by Sandiai on December 27, 2012 at 1:52 PM · Report this
Matt the Engineer 28
@23 No, I don't.
Posted by Matt the Engineer on December 27, 2012 at 2:00 PM · Report this
Matt from Denver 29
@ 26, LOL. You're being way too butthurt for that to be the truth.
Posted by Matt from Denver on December 27, 2012 at 2:02 PM · Report this
keshmeshi 30
@26,

Yes, your prolific whining is very annoying, whether about Obamacare, taxes, or Obama's reelection.
Posted by keshmeshi on December 27, 2012 at 2:15 PM · Report this
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 31
@30
Fuck you cunt. you're just a very cheap copy of Ciennna anyway. Except even more ragged out. From your posts today I assume you’re having a very heavy flow day? Why don't you do us all a favor and take a hand full of Valium and lay down for a while?
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 27, 2012 at 2:27 PM · Report this
TVDinner 32
Oh my god, a period joke? How novel! Original! Top shelf, sir! clapclapclapclapclapclapclap!
Posted by TVDinner http:// on December 27, 2012 at 3:14 PM · Report this
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 33
@32
Thank you!
keshmeshi just sort of brings it outa me...
(I don't like her very much).
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 27, 2012 at 3:23 PM · Report this
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@33
Well, I doubt anyone here likes you very much either.
FWIW, I'll take a Ciennna post over a Charles post any day.
Posted by swing state voter on December 27, 2012 at 4:18 PM · Report this
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 35
@34
I'm with you there (re: Chucky M.) 100%!!!
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 27, 2012 at 4:56 PM · Report this
blip 36
@35 et al, Your seething contempt for women is showing.
Posted by blip on December 27, 2012 at 5:26 PM · Report this
TreGibbs 37
Great - another chicken with heart disease... stop abusing animals whoever you are.
Posted by TreGibbs on December 27, 2012 at 5:29 PM · Report this
sperifera 38
@23 - I'd rather be an asshole, than a mysoginistic asshole. As I previously stated, you really do have a very sad existence, and you might want to examine that in the New Year.

Or you can just continue to be a blight on humanity. Your call.
Posted by sperifera on December 27, 2012 at 5:44 PM · Report this
douchus 39
#34 - Charles Mudede's Articles Por Vida!
Posted by douchus on December 28, 2012 at 12:28 AM · Report this
tomsj 40
She looks like an Orpington, a very sweet breed. They'll eat anything, though, so fries are pretty benign in terms of diet. My Orpington ate a sheetrock screw once. It migrated through her body and finally emerged through her leg. All the while she was happily laying eggs.
Posted by tomsj on December 28, 2012 at 6:47 AM · Report this
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 41
@40
Jesus... That is grusome.
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 28, 2012 at 10:03 AM · Report this

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