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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

The Christmas Morning News

Posted by on Tue, Dec 25, 2012 at 9:20 AM

It's Christmas, goddamnit! So all you goyim go back to your churches and family or something, and stop reading Slog. Really. There's not a lot of joy in the world of news today.

Momma's boy: Neighbor's say that William Spengler, the man who shot four firefighters yesterday, killing two, before killing himself, was a quiet, nice guy who was "crazy about his mama." His grandmother, apparently, not so much, having beaten her to death with a hammer back in 1980.

It's not that you do what you like, it's that you like what you do. Police say that Spengler left a typewritten note saying he wanted to burn down the neighborhood and "do what I like doing best, killing people."

Quincy, R.I.P. Actor Jack Klugman, best known for his TV roles as a slovenly sportswriter on The Odd Couple and the pioneering TV medical examiner on Quincy, M.E., died yesterday at age 90.

Charles Durning, R.I.P. Character actor Charles Durning died yesterday at age 89. Among his many roles, Durning played Santa Claus in four different TV movies.

Ben Affleck, W.T.F. Actor/director Ben Affleck announced yesterday that he will not run for the US Senate seat being vacated by Massachusetts Senator John Kerry. Somebody wanted Affleck to run for the Senate? Really?

Can't blame Apple's maps app for this one: Archeologists say that thousands of Christians are flocking to the wrong Bethlehem to celebrate the birth of Jesus. Not that it's likely to impact the tourist trade, but the real Bethlehem was likely located in northern Israel.


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venomlash 17
@16: Posted from Fox News, FYI.
So, businesses didn't want to negotiate with the unions and want the Federal government to force the workers to keep working. Rather than let the unions keep the contract, they want to cry foul and get Uncle Sam to clean up their mess. Uh huh.
Posted by venomlash on December 26, 2012 at 8:09 AM · Report this


My friend Leo thought the definition of goy was someone ordering an egg bagel.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://_ on December 25, 2012 at 6:42 PM · Report this

Time for an indie horror flick set in Seattle...


They beat him and left him for dead.

They thought.

But he came back and got, by one, by one...…

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://_ on December 25, 2012 at 6:40 PM · Report this
@4, in the Torah, goyim means nation, or peoples. In common parlance, it means non-Jews. If you think that compares with kike, you're meshugenah.
Posted by sarah70 on December 25, 2012 at 6:26 PM · Report this
originalcinner 11
Merry Christmas to all. Goyim and kikes and everyone in between.
Posted by originalcinner on December 25, 2012 at 11:48 AM · Report this
@4, @4, hey, @4. That's a lie and you know it so fuck you.
Posted by gloomy gus on December 25, 2012 at 11:41 AM · Report this
disintegrator 9
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to declare that I, also, will not be running for a seat in the Senate.

Thank you, that is all.
Posted by disintegrator on December 25, 2012 at 11:14 AM · Report this
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://_ on December 25, 2012 at 11:01 AM · Report this
@4 No it isn't. It's A) not that pejorative and B) it's like saying honky is the equivalent of the N-word. One word is loaded with persecution and privilege, the other isn't.
Posted by captdrastic on December 25, 2012 at 10:55 AM · Report this
Gern Blanston 6
Posted by Gern Blanston on December 25, 2012 at 10:30 AM · Report this
seatackled 5

Yeah, they're exactly the same, sure.
Posted by seatackled on December 25, 2012 at 10:26 AM · Report this
Sargon Bighorn 4
Goyim is a pejorative just like Kike. Ugly.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on December 25, 2012 at 10:21 AM · Report this
JonnoN 3
Crazy-ass well-armed-militia convicted-felon momma's boy had an AR-15 with 30-round magazines. You know, for duck hunting.
Posted by JonnoN on December 25, 2012 at 10:19 AM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 1
If you need some news watch Katherine Harris call in to Sam Seder's show to break down the election.…

Janeane Garafalo is BRILLIANT!!!
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on December 25, 2012 at 9:47 AM · Report this

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