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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Re: The Robbery at the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve

Posted by on Thu, Dec 20, 2012 at 12:25 PM

Sage Wilson of Working Washington, in one of the most industrious uses of an alibi I've seen in some time, writes:

For the record: Working Washington has absolutely no connection to the robbery of the strategic maple syrup reserve. In fact, we have great respect for the level of public services provided by Quebec, their relatively reined-in banking system, their powerful student movement, their high level of unionization, and their low level of economic inequality.

Our alibi: we were giving out free "Who Makes Our Airport Work?" coloring books at Sea-Tac at the time of the incident:

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Skye Blu 1
Ahh Canada... even their crime sprees are adorable!
Posted by Skye Blu on December 20, 2012 at 7:15 PM · Report this

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