Confidential to the passive-aggressive middle-aged woman standing behind me at the Post Office at 3rd and Union this morning—the one that was hurling hate and insults (while wildly smiling) at the postal worker who was trying to help people with the automated postage machine—YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD.

Perhaps, a note to self: The world isn't revolving around just you, and you're not the only one living in it, either. [un]Happy Holidays!