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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Police Report: Why Are You Wearing My Clothes?

Posted by on Thu, Dec 13, 2012 at 11:21 AM

Last Thursday, a man went to check on his out-of-town girlfriend's First Hill apartment, only to find a 26 year old man lurking inside wearing the man's clothes, according to a Seattle police report. The stranger said he had been living in the apartment for a week and a half but that he didn't break in because, he told police, "some girl" let him in. But Officer Jennifer Gardner, who investigated, wrote in the report that two windows were broken on the unit's the ground floor, "making it very easy for someone to crawl through."

The interloper told police that four or five people had been living in the apartment since it became unattended in early November. Officer Gardner explains in her report, "I noticed that the apartment was very messy, the bathroom sink and toilet were both clogged, there was also a dog kennel in the front room." Neither the man nor his girlfriend has a dog, though they did have a TV, phones, and a desktop computer which allegedly vanished.

SPD booked the alleged squatter for investigation of burglary, but not not before the alleged squatter agreed to give back the other guy's red hoodie and baseball cap.

 

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rob! 1
"...four or five people had been living in the apartment since it became unattended in early November."

If you're going to watch somebody's place, visit at least once a week and look all around, inside and out. The damnedest things happen when homes are unattended. Plumbing leaks, flyers and free papers litter the walk/porch, ...and critters get in.

Somebody who stops by two days or whatever before your expected return is doing you no favors.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on December 13, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Max Solomon 2
under a rock? under a stone? oh where can a crackhead find a home?
Posted by Max Solomon on December 13, 2012 at 1:49 PM
tabathalphabet 3
yikes.
Posted by tabathalphabet on December 13, 2012 at 5:21 PM
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I bet this is the place at Jefferson Terrace. This place is a constant freak show.
Posted by Trollytrolltroll on December 13, 2012 at 5:29 PM

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