Some company with press materials that are so obscure, we can't even figure out what they do, just sent us some scones. The feeling here so far: Scones are never that good. Most people don't really like scones. Most scones are really dry. If a given scone happens to be really good, you get the distinct feeling that a British person would sniff haughtily and say, "But, my dear lady/man, THAT is not a scone at ALL. Not-tat-tall." They are also pale and unappetizing-looking (and then there's the scones! Sorry, so sorry). If you're thinking of sending baked goods, maybe make it not scones. Of course, beggars/choosers and all that: Thank you, company! But...