I Know There Is a Joke to Be Made Here: But I'll leave it up to you Slog. Bedbugs have been found in the UW stacks, the administration is currently freezing them off.
Egyptian Army Warns About 'Dark Tunnel': In a statement on Egyptian T.V. an army spokesman noted, "The armed forces affirm that dialogue is the best and only way to reach consensus."
Ukulele, the Feel-Good Instrument: Unless you're feeling it on your head, like a West Seattle convenience store employee did after an alleged shoplifter was caught, reports Kiro.
Supreme Court Agrees to Hear Challenge of DOMA: I'm sure you'll hear more about this on Slog today. But this is a good day. They announced on Friday that the Supreme Court will hear challenges on DOMA and Prop 8 in March.