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Thursday, December 6, 2012

Books The Stranger Reviews "Books"

Posted by Dominic Holden on Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 11:08 AM

This fine title arrived recently:

Stoner with a Boner: It's a Long Story, by Kathleen K., is an erotic fiction "novel" written from the perspective of a sexually prolific male pot smoker. It describes itself as a "nonlinear sexotic romp."

And because you know you want it, here's a representative passage: "LaLinda combined smoke and self-sex with me, it was apparent we were compatibly charged by the marijuana and also by masturbating." And, fuck it, here's another: "I don't eat in bed—I have a chair and table for that in my bedroom, it seats two for intimate snacking."

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I would have assumed that "Stoner with a Boner" would be fairly succinct. Thoughtfully, the subtitle provides fair warning about the length of the tale.

Posted by Ryan Boudinot on December 6, 2012 at 11:30 AM

So what you're saying is it's a masterpiece, and I should pick it up at my nearest independent bookstore/headshop posthaste?

Posted by Joe Glibmoron on December 6, 2012 at 11:31 AM

I would like to restate my suggestion that filmed readings of chapters from this book become a regular Slog event. I will even volunteer my literacy and vocal ability for an installment.

Posted by MacCrocodile

on December 6, 2012 at 11:46 AM

Guess I'll stick with the 'Blazed and Confused' video series.

Posted by madcap on December 6, 2012 at 11:52 AM

@2 Haha!

Headshop.

Posted by Pick1 on December 6, 2012 at 11:55 AM

"Intimate snacking". Can't unread that. Just, why.

Posted by Prettybetsy on December 6, 2012 at 12:13 PM

I really like, the way this, was written, you know? The only thing that could make it better is if it was filled with ellipses, but instead of using periods she used commas,,,you know,,,like some of,,,my grammatically challenged Facebook,,,friends,,,jajajajaj,,,

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