Benjamin Fodor, a grown man who refers to himself as a "superhero," is answering questions on Reddit right now. Here's the whole thread. His best answers, in chronological order...
YES SHE IS MY WIFE
GOOD I TURN DOWN FIGHTS ALL THE TIME
I WOULD HAVE CONTROL OF METAL SO I COULD STOP BULLET AND THE SCARIEST MOMENT EVER WAS WHEN I SAW A WOMEN GET SHOT IN THE FACE AND HAD TO CHASE THE SHOOTER
THEY NEED TO ASSIGN COPS BEATS TO WALK AND TO ACTIVELY TRY TO ENTER VEIN IN CRIME VS JUST GO TO CALLS WERE CRIMES HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED
FUNNY SAD AND NOT WELL PREPARED
NOT SURE COUPLE THOUSAND SHORT
I THINK ANYTIME YOU GET KILLED PUBLICITY DOES NOT REALLY MATTER ANYMORE
HORSE SIZE DUCK
Again, the whole AMA can be found over on Reddit, but trust me: Context just ruins it.
(Many thanks to Slog tipper Knat.)