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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Crime The "15-Point Plan" to Meth Addiction

Posted by Cienna Madrid on Tue, Dec 4, 2012 at 2:06 PM

Allegedly, it starts by slipping a little meth into your wife's cigarette:

The wife called police to her East Bremerton home Sunday. She said that Saturday, while they were at the house with their two children, her husband had offered her a cigarette. She said that when she started "freaking out," her husband told her he had put meth in the cigarette.

The husband allegedly told two friends that he had a "15-point plan" to get his wife addicted to meth.

The wife, who had never willingly (or knowingly) ingested meth, was taken to a hospital for treatment. Her husband was taken to jail.

Today's meth PSA brought to you Slog tipper boogens.

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Sounds fishy. At most she would have had some scalp tingling and mild euphoria. Terribly wasteful delivery method- in the cigarette that is. In the beverage would have been much more efficient.

I call bullcrap.

Posted by Lew Siffer on December 4, 2012 at 2:12 PM

OK, if one of the 15 points is to tell her that he put meth in the cigarette afterwards, I think he needs to do some more work on this plan.

Posted by mrbarky on December 4, 2012 at 2:38 PM

I wouldn't think it would take 15 steps to get someone addicted to meth. Most meth addicts seem to have gotten there in 2-3 steps, at most.

Posted by MLM on December 4, 2012 at 2:47 PM

I'm so curious about the 14 other points. I suppose one would be switching her to decaf without telling her.

Posted by Matt the Engineer on December 4, 2012 at 2:48 PM

Mr. Mystery Man bores me with his Fifteen Points; why, God Almighty has only Ten!

Posted by ScrawnyKayaker on December 4, 2012 at 3:32 PM

1. Spike cigarettes with meth.
2. ?
3. Profit.

Posted by Matt the Engineer on December 4, 2012 at 4:02 PM

East Bremerton, you say? I am Jake's utter lack of surprise.

Posted by Dr_Awesome on December 4, 2012 at 4:30 PM

He'll probably try to hook the kids next.

Posted by yucca flower on December 4, 2012 at 5:01 PM

Maybe the arrest is part of the plan.

Posted by Matt the Engineer on December 4, 2012 at 5:14 PM

See, here I thought you had a link to a list of suggestions for addicts trying to quit or something else useful. Not some tweaker drama spilling over into the police blotter.

And I guaran-fucking-tee that this woman is a tweaker herself and just manipulating things to serve whatever twacked out agenda she has going on.

Posted by Corydon on December 4, 2012 at 8:40 PM