Suck it, Capitol Hill Seattle blog. Suck it hard!!! The cute puppy war is over. Slog has won. You even tried posting about cats—which is totally gay—because your second-rate dogs were no match for Slog.

Now, Slog, now that you've won, please stop sending your puppy photos. There are too many to post them all. And they're all cute. But there's no sense in posting more, kicking a dead Capitol Hill Seattle blog, and rubbing their noses in the stink of defeat.

Nah, let's rub their face in it:

Tallulah is just a-layin' on the counter at Mud Bay on Capitol Hill. Mathew reports that she's an eight week old Labrador retriever. Okay, that's it. Seriously this time. We shall never speak of puppies again.