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Friday, November 30, 2012

You Were Never In Chicago

Posted by on Fri, Nov 30, 2012 at 11:26 AM

I'm currently rereading You Were Never In Chicago, Neil Steinberg's terrific new memoir. (I read the book in MS form, a year ago, to blurb it—and, hey, full disclosure: someone named "Chicagofan" edited the book.) Steinberg, a columnist at the Chicago Sun-Times, was a night reporter at the second city's second daily for many years and covered many a zoning board meeting. Gotta love this:

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Covering fires and murders or bumbling into brothels were the exceptions. Many more night shifts were spent at public meetings—though to be honest, the participants at zoning board hearings offer a dimmer view of human nature than murderers and whores do. At least people kill each other out of uncontrolled passion, or naked greed, or gross inebriation, or some other extreme form of human emotion or behavior. Prostitutes are invariably drug addicts feeding a habit; they aren't acting out of the finely calibrated selfishness that prompts sober citizens to line up behind a microphone in a well-lighted room at a zoning board meeting. You can't hope to jam a stick in the ground without all its potential neighbors jostling each other to be the first to explain exactly how the stick will destroy the quality of their lives; how, while playing, their children will stumble against the stick and be abraded, giving rise to fatal infections, or how the stick will eventually start to lean, undermining property values. At such hearings, the distinction between city and suburbs is effectively nil. In the suburbs, every new structure more complex than a mailbox is portrayed as the emotional equivalent of a pit lined with spikes and covered with a grass mat. In the city it's no better: the prospect of a new high-rise condo downtown draws every resident from every surrounding, nearly-identical high-rise constructed within the past ten or fifteen years, people who testify with straight faces that Chicago is full—the city reached its point of maximum human saturation, alas, with the arrival of themselves, and now the addition of even one more person to their neighborhood would, it pains them to report, mark the advent of a nightmarish dystopian world of overload, gridlock, and social breakdown. Oh, and the views from their apartments would be ruined.

Neil's book is terrific. You Were Never In Chicago isn't just for Chicagoans. His take on what a city is—the people that create a city, what it means to live in a city, whether it's possible to love a city (and whether a city ever loves you back)—is for anyone who's interested in urban issues and urban life. (Or, for that matter, what it was like to work at a daily newspaper during the decline and fall of the industry.) Get it here.

 

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What is it with Chicagoans and their penchant for exclusion? Insecurity? "Second City" status? The documentary on the Chicago punk scene is entitled "You Weren't There." I like Chicago, but geez. Although I guess a lot of people might respond that Seattle can be the same way at times...
Posted by carnivorous chicken on November 30, 2012 at 11:50 AM
seandr 2
That was a truly great excerpt. The book is now on my list.
Posted by seandr on November 30, 2012 at 11:56 AM
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I'm just impressed at Mr. Steinberg's restraint at going through that entire passage without once mentioning the word "nimby."

Love that last line: Oh, and the views from their apartments would be ruined. The irony. The unintended irony.

This reminds me of that alarmist article this week in the Seattle Times about the apartment building boom in Ballard. I couldn't resist going through the even more alarmist comments on the story just for the sheer masochistic entertainment. One of my "favorites" came from one "mrs hansen":
Oh My! It took Mr. Hansen and I about 45 minutes to get from I-5 to our house by the Locks... it felt like LA! Mr. Mayor - no more!

I'm sure those people who preceded the Hansens or their ancestors in Ballard were crying "No more!" at their arrival.
Posted by cressona on November 30, 2012 at 11:56 AM
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The title, by the by, is from a post-card sent to AJ Leibling after writing "The Second City." An offended Chicagoan informed him "you were never in Chicago." full post shortly.
Posted by Chicago Fan on November 30, 2012 at 12:16 PM
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what's up with the Thursday letter?
Posted by MIA or AWOL? on November 30, 2012 at 12:18 PM
south downtown 6
http://www.theatlanticcities.com/neighbo…

it shoudl be noted that Chicago's population is about 1M less than it was in 1980. they must of been putting some great sticks in the ground...
Posted by south downtown on November 30, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Dougsf 7
That passage is beautiful.
Posted by Dougsf on November 30, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 8
Eh. If I wanted to live in a shithole, I'd move to New York. At least they do it right. As it is, I'm quite content to live out the rest of my life in a relatively quiet spot where nothing too exciting ever happens.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 30, 2012 at 12:34 PM
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helloooooo?
Posted by Danny. Dude. It's always the CoverUp that sinks'em... on November 30, 2012 at 1:11 PM
gloomy gus 10
On my list - thank you! My few years in Chicago left me with vivid memories, not least of the delight of having two - two! - dailies worth the candle.
Posted by gloomy gus on November 30, 2012 at 1:57 PM
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Wonderful excerpt! It makes me want to attend a zoning board meeting, good stuff. My cousin lives in Chicago and I remember him talking about the various lawuits new highrises are invariably hit with by people in high rises built the year before. Everyone wants their lakefront view.
Posted by arachnar on November 30, 2012 at 3:39 PM
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Tony Bourdain has it right--for a true city-city, that's big and resolutely urban in feel and scope, in the US there's only two--NYC and Chicago.

And am I right in guessing that the editor Chicagofan is in fact our very own Dan Savage?
Posted by Functional Atheist on November 30, 2012 at 5:42 PM
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@12, actually, I believe chicagofan is Dan's brother.
Posted by clashfan on November 30, 2012 at 6:41 PM
OutInBumF 14
Fifty-two-eighty- "nothing too exciting happens". I guess you're no where near Denver then, are you? Plenty of excitement there...
Posted by OutInBumF on November 30, 2012 at 9:05 PM
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1)Neil Steinberg: ". . . in September of 2005 he was arrested for striking his wife and subsequently did a stint in rehab for his alcoholism."
2) So jealous of a much better columnist, Bob Greene, that he wrote anonymously about him.
Posted by Mike Royko on November 30, 2012 at 11:09 PM
TLjr 16
@14: Not to worry. We've been called far worse by far better. Though it does bring to mind Herb Caen's barb about how nice it is that the sort of people who prefer LA live there.
Posted by TLjr on December 1, 2012 at 3:38 AM
furrygirl 17
Dan, you had to single out the paragraph with anti-prostitute vitriol? The vast majority of sex workers are fairly normal folks who are not pitiable caricatures of drug addicts.
Posted by furrygirl http://www.feminisnt.com on December 1, 2012 at 9:31 AM
lewlew 18
As long as we are recommending books, give a peek at THE SEASON OF THE WITCH by David Talbot. I have no connection to him, just that I heard about the book on NPR. History of San Francisco 1967-85. A delightful read and totally relevant to the present.
Posted by lewlew on December 1, 2012 at 12:05 PM
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@17 He's a night shift reporter. The kind of sex workers he runs into are not running off of BP or CL.

"The vast majority of sex workers are fairly normal folks who are not pitiable caricatures of drug addicts. "

On the south side of Chicago, 80% are exactly that.

Also, it's not Dan.
Posted by South side pride on December 3, 2012 at 8:41 AM

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