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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Animals The Cutest Goddamn Puppies in the World!

Posted by Dominic Holden on Thu, Nov 29, 2012 at 4:29 PM

Over at Capitol Hill Seattle blog, they claim to have cuter dogs than your dogs. But Capitol Hill Seattle blog is obviously wrong about everything. We issued a challenge to send in photos of your dogs... and Slog's dogs are cuter, smarter, fuzzier, more snuggly, make gloomy days sunny, defeat the GOP in elections, and bite rapists in the tit.

We begin with a litter of seven-week-old Jack Russell terrier puppies, who come via Matthew. At seven weeks old, they are Wiggles, Waggles, Twister, Petunia, and Hi-Rise:

Next is Jack, a rescue pug who lives on Capitol Hill, says Kyle:

Molly, an Austrian labradoodle, is almost two years old. She lives in South Lake Union with her owner, David, who says Molly is "basically a living teddy bear":

This is Pickles, says Dave, and she's a three-year-old Boston terrier/bulldog mix who lives on First Hill. PICKLES!!!!

Tobey is an American-expat pug who is eight years old and currently resides in Canada:

Lucy is definitely not a puppy, but Michael writes, "My dog's 14 years old and way cuter and more puppy-like than any of those cap hill brutes." Lucy lives in northeast Seattle:

Bird is also not a young fellow, but he was caught under incriminating circumstances. Geoff writes that Bird was caught last night "after getting the compost bin lid stuck on his head while going after chicken bones":

Meet Kramer, age 9, is a Siberian husky, says Layne. He lives on Capitol Hill:

Last is Camilla, who is a two-year-old mix of miniature pinscher and chihuahua, and she is apparently mostly tongue. Logan says she just moved from Capitol Hill to Tacoma:

Keep showing Capitol Hill Seattle blog who's boss! Send your freakishly cute puppy photos—with their name, age, where they live, and breed—right over here.

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The tongues! Oh god, the tongues! My brain is melting!

Posted by TVDinner

on November 29, 2012 at 4:36 PM

I feel sleepy like Jack

Posted by jseattle

on November 29, 2012 at 4:41 PM

I am doing a little happy dance in my chair!!!! SO ADORABLES I COULD JUST DIE

Posted by pfffter on November 29, 2012 at 4:45 PM

is kramer the WINDOG from harvard and denny?

Posted by alithea on November 29, 2012 at 4:48 PM

This is the best SLOG post ever.

Posted by StellaLuna on November 29, 2012 at 4:50 PM

Fuck! I'm late to the game, but here's Ein (he was on Slog as a puppy):

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Posted by jnmend on November 29, 2012 at 4:57 PM

There's no loser in this war.

Posted by care bear on November 29, 2012 at 5:04 PM

Jack Russells suck. They're just nasty creatures. Seeing that many in one place makes my eyeball twitch. Fuckers.

Posted by mkyorai on November 29, 2012 at 5:20 PM

@4 I don't think so. WINDOG (my BF calls him/her? 'Juliet') has a much fuller face and more fur. I LOVE WINDOG. Always makes my day to see him chillin' from the window.

Posted by dbub on November 29, 2012 at 5:21 PM

I'm pretty sure windog's name is "Moth" and he's a Malamute (think Husky, but bigger!)

Posted by letired on November 29, 2012 at 5:38 PM

You people don't know anything.

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Posted by Fnarf

on November 29, 2012 at 6:20 PM

KITTEH HULK WILL SMASH PUNY STUPID CUTE PUPPIES!

Posted by Space Funk Guru on November 29, 2012 at 7:01 PM

Awwwwwww...on all counts

Posted by julie russell

on November 29, 2012 at 8:08 PM

JRT's are awesome!!!!!

Posted by kylembelltown on November 29, 2012 at 8:34 PM

I hope this doesn't spark an all out gang war between the Stranger puppies, and the Capitol Hill Blog puppies.

Posted by Gern Blanston on November 29, 2012 at 8:45 PM

So much cuteness!!

Some of the other doggies are cuter, but Siberian huskies have the coolest eyes.

Oh, and jnmend @6, your corgi is adorable too.

Posted by Reverse Polarity on November 29, 2012 at 8:55 PM

At the risk of living up to every lesbian stereotype:

PUPPIES!!!

Posted by Anne in MA on November 29, 2012 at 9:08 PM

F-150 WITH A HEMI INSIDE/GOT MY PAL NAMED JESUS/ALONG FOR THE RIDE/ HE'S A JACK RUSSELL TERRIER...

Posted by LEE. on November 30, 2012 at 12:26 AM

Holy shit! This is like a dessert with too too too much richness and sugar. Just that group of Jack Russell Terriers is more cute than I can handle. Email me when this is over.

Posted by Jersey on November 30, 2012 at 5:24 AM

My cats are way cuter than any dog. On my avatar you can clearly see Green Picky's face o'crazy.

Posted by ScienceNerd on November 30, 2012 at 6:21 AM

My dog bites rapists in the penis'n'testes; those guys don't have much of a tit to twist.

Posted by femwanderluster on November 30, 2012 at 6:34 AM

Isn't it amazing? Looking at those JR terriers? I see five distinct personalities. Would be hard to pick one. Might be tempted to take all five except I wouldn't have a house to come home to by the end of the day. It's a prety rambunctious breed. They all look curious and very sweet. Maybe the one looking up at his/her master would be the bestest buddy.

Posted by Bauhaus I on November 30, 2012 at 7:47 AM