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2012 Romney Tattoos Are Not Forever
Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Nov 29, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Remember the Romney face tattoo guy? He's had a change of heart:
Hartsburg tells POLITICO he plans to get the tattoo lasered off, a process that could take a year...[Hartsburg] heard some of Romney’s post-election comments, most notably his claim that the president won reelection because of “gifts” given to various constituencies.
“It stands not only for a losing campaign but for a sore loser,” Hartsburg said. “He’s pretty shameful as far as I’m concerned, man. There’s no dignity in blaming somebody else for buying votes and paying off people. I can’t get behind that or stay behind that.”
When a guy who would accept money to get a face tattoo calls you "shameful," you know you've hit rock bottom.
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I'm amazed that someone with so little sense as to get a political logo tattooed on his face possesses the word "shameful" in his vocabulary.
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Well, I for one believe him. He sounds like a guy who really thinks things through, you know? Someone who doesn't act impulsively.
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I'm going to get a face tattoo that says "Hey, don't get a face tattoo." and if there's room, along my jawline "Can you not see what a bad idea this is?"
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Sir, I have a feeling that phrase "sore loser" is going to come back to haunt you, probably right around the third or fourth laser treatment on your face.
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“There’s no dignity in blaming somebody else for buying votes and paying off people. I can’t get behind that or stay behind that.”
Yes, Mister Face Tattoo. We must always, always maintain our dignity, mustn't we?
Yes, Mister Face Tattoo. We must always, always maintain our dignity, mustn't we?
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Taking this long to encounter something he couldn't get behind Romney on is the saddest part of all. I have to assume he wasn't paying much attention.
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