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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Some Good Advice From Teddy Ruxpin and Corey Feldman

Posted by on Wed, Nov 28, 2012 at 11:22 AM

Because I know you're thinking of running away, here's a public service announcement from the only two people I think you will listen to anymore: Teddy Ruxpin and Corey Feldman.

Do you kind of get the feeling that maybe they don't really give two shits whether you run away or not?


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biffp 1
"You have the right to say 'no' because you're special."

Posted by biffp on November 28, 2012 at 11:46 AM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 2
Isn't there a porn with Teddy Ruxpin fucking one of the Care Bears with a fire hydrant dildo?
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on November 28, 2012 at 12:25 PM · Report this
ArtBasketSara 3
I will ALWAYS listen to Teddy Ruxpin. Even when I shouldn't... (See above, "fire hydrant dildo")
Posted by ArtBasketSara on November 28, 2012 at 12:29 PM · Report this
Knat 4
"Now, to deliver an overly gesticulated message from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, an exploited child star."

"Thanks, Teddy."
Posted by Knat on November 28, 2012 at 12:44 PM · Report this
venomlash 5 Teddy Ruxpin Jewish or Italian, because nobody else talks with their hands that much. Besides the deaf.
Ironically, Corey Feldman was in a movie called "The Lost Boys": a vampire flick from before vampire flicks became pants-on-head leotarded.
Posted by venomlash on November 28, 2012 at 1:00 PM · Report this
@3: Having worked in a toy store during the height of the Teddy Ruxpin craze, I was seriously creeped out a year or two later when I ran across the late Harry Harrison's story "I Always Do What Teddy Says" (written years earlier.)
Posted by DonServo on November 28, 2012 at 6:13 PM · Report this
That hair is a Yes!
Posted by mizmojo on November 29, 2012 at 8:47 AM · Report this
Is Teddy Ruxpin gay?
Posted by Confluence on November 29, 2012 at 9:34 AM · Report this

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