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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

TV Some Good Advice From Teddy Ruxpin and Corey Feldman

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Nov 28, 2012 at 11:22 AM

Because I know you're thinking of running away, here's a public service announcement from the only two people I think you will listen to anymore: Teddy Ruxpin and Corey Feldman.

Do you kind of get the feeling that maybe they don't really give two shits whether you run away or not?
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"You have the right to say 'no' because you're special."

http://youtu.be/pO9LUKcFkKE

Posted by biffp on November 28, 2012 at 11:46 AM

Isn't there a porn with Teddy Ruxpin fucking one of the Care Bears with a fire hydrant dildo?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on November 28, 2012 at 12:25 PM

I will ALWAYS listen to Teddy Ruxpin. Even when I shouldn't... (See above, "fire hydrant dildo")

Posted by ArtBasketSara on November 28, 2012 at 12:29 PM

"Now, to deliver an overly gesticulated message from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, an exploited child star."

"Thanks, Teddy."

Posted by Knat on November 28, 2012 at 12:44 PM

So...is Teddy Ruxpin Jewish or Italian, because nobody else talks with their hands that much. Besides the deaf.
Ironically, Corey Feldman was in a movie called "The Lost Boys": a vampire flick from before vampire flicks became pants-on-head leotarded.

Posted by venomlash on November 28, 2012 at 1:00 PM

@3: Having worked in a toy store during the height of the Teddy Ruxpin craze, I was seriously creeped out a year or two later when I ran across the late Harry Harrison's story "I Always Do What Teddy Says" (written years earlier.)

Posted by DonServo on November 28, 2012 at 6:13 PM

That hair is a Yes!

Posted by mizmojo on November 29, 2012 at 8:47 AM