We're observing Slog silence from now until 11 a.m. while we have an editorial meeting, but look—we made an entire paper's worth of stuff for you! Here are just a few highlights:

Everything Was Magical and Intense: The First Chapter from "Marbles," a Memoir about Bipolar Disorder by Stranger Genius Award Winner Ellen Forney

Tim Burgess Is Running for Mayor: The Council Member and Former Cop Throws His Hat into the Ring by Dominic Holden

The Problem That Won't Go Away: In Response to Lawsuit, SPD Releases Controversial Dash-Cam Video by Cienna Madrid

Composed Pop: Jherek Bischoff Gets By with a Little Help from His Friends by Brendan Kiley

Beyond in Front of You: The Henry Is a Finely Tuned Instrument Right Now by Jen Graves