GUYS. This is going to be sooooo terrible—and it's going to be terrible in a way you're gonna love. Besides the fact that Lindsay is insanely underprepared to take on this role, it's on LIFETIME. The same network that brought you Tori Spelling's Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? and My Stepson, My Lover! In other words, this could very well be THE GREATEST MOVIE EVARRRRR!!
I cannot wait. See you back here on Monday for post-broadcast processing.