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Friday, November 23, 2012

"My 'AWESOME PERSON' Tag Is GONE!!! WTF???"

Posted by on Fri, Nov 23, 2012 at 4:06 PM

Yes, it is gone—that's because on Monday, Slog's 2012 Holiday Charity Challenge begins, and you can be newly great through your bounteous generosity and get a new tag! We raised $29,327.21 for Northwest Harvest last year, remember? And we'll raise even more (and have more prizes!) this year. You all are so wonderful!

 

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heywhatsit!? 1
Who gets the bounty this year? I'll give if you'll post the video of Bradley Steinbacher eating a sandwich.
Posted by heywhatsit!? on November 23, 2012 at 4:19 PM · Report this
stinkbug 2
So there's a period of time in which awesome people don't exist?
Posted by stinkbug on November 23, 2012 at 5:25 PM · Report this
Dr_Awesome 3
<--Always awesome. By definition.
Posted by Dr_Awesome on November 23, 2012 at 5:39 PM · Report this
Zebes 4
Argh! This means I have to distinguish myself through my actions instead of my money until Monday. This is terrible!
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on November 23, 2012 at 6:32 PM · Report this
despicable me 5
Who knew awesome had an expiration date? Was that in the fine print?
Posted by despicable me on November 23, 2012 at 6:48 PM · Report this
6
I used to be SO awesome.
Posted by SeattleKim on November 23, 2012 at 7:08 PM · Report this
Joe Szilagyi 7
New title this year?

How about Stupendous as an adjective?
Posted by Joe Szilagyi http://twitter.com/joeszi on November 23, 2012 at 7:29 PM · Report this
Chef Thunder 8
How about fagulous instead of awesome?!
Posted by Chef Thunder on November 23, 2012 at 7:44 PM · Report this
Puty 9
OOOOOOOH what do we get to be this year?!? SO EXCITED
Posted by Puty on November 23, 2012 at 8:10 PM · Report this
10
I nominate "mabular."
Posted by jen on November 23, 2012 at 9:37 PM · Report this
11
Well, I had a pretty good run.
Posted by Mike in Olympia on November 23, 2012 at 9:39 PM · Report this
ArtBasketSara 12
Uh, ya..me too! Ya, I was like totally awesome but now, unlike before, I don't have an awesome person tag...like I did, before...like you guys. Ya. It sure was sweet, right? Like when we had those awesome tags that made other people feel bad about themselves. Ya...
Posted by ArtBasketSara on November 23, 2012 at 10:07 PM · Report this
Karlheinz Arschbomber 13
Orsum!
Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arschbombe on November 23, 2012 at 10:42 PM · Report this
MacCrocodile 14
@4 - I still love you. Also Sara @ 12. Love me back? Please? It's so cold here. Please?

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Please?....
.... ... ...
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on November 23, 2012 at 11:13 PM · Report this
heywhatsit!? 15
BRADLEY EATING A SANDWICH! That was pre SLOG so no one here remembers.
Posted by heywhatsit!? on November 23, 2012 at 11:19 PM · Report this
ArtBasketSara 16
@14 Love? Love?!! You want LOVE?! Hmmm, I can offer the following:

Alcohol Induced (but decidedly limited) Enthusiasm. Mild Interest (we are currently out of Meaningful Interest). Mild Tolerance. Vague Awareness. Or, because it's Black Friday weekend; an online special! Acknowledgement of Your Existence in a Comment Thread. Yes, that's right! For a limited time only...

(Act now and you will also receive permission to imagine me naked while you pleasure yourself or others!)
Posted by ArtBasketSara on November 24, 2012 at 8:12 AM · Report this
Fifty-Two-Eighty 17
Sara, I've managed to get through 60 years of life without imagining you naked. I think I'll be just fine.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 24, 2012 at 8:43 AM · Report this
Catalina Vel-DuRay 18
Can we be called pit bulls this year? Or maybe socialites?
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay http://www.danlangdon.com on November 24, 2012 at 8:50 AM · Report this
Puty 19
I wanna know what's better than awesome. I vote for Swashbuckling Hero.
Posted by Puty on November 24, 2012 at 9:58 AM · Report this
internet_jen 20
I just updated my Combined Fund Drive participation. State employees can give via payroll deduction - no debit or credit card numbers to keep track or update. Starting 2013 I'll be donating 11% of my Gross Earnings. My net earnings are calculated after the donations take place. Since I'll be getting braces (ughhhhh) I am maxing out my Flexible Spending Acct contributions, so that skews the amount of my take-home.
Posted by internet_jen on November 24, 2012 at 10:23 AM · Report this
21
Thank you, guys. The pressure of Awesomeness was beginning to weigh heavily on me.
Posted by N in Seattle http://peacetreefarm.org on November 24, 2012 at 11:06 AM · Report this
emor 22
Boy, that was the best $20 I ever spent.
Posted by emor on November 24, 2012 at 12:05 PM · Report this
ScienceNerd 23
This is a catch 22. Only awesome people give to charity... Also, I demand tag collection.
Posted by ScienceNerd http://stanichium.tumblr.com/ on November 24, 2012 at 1:10 PM · Report this
ArtBasketSara 24
@17 Inconceivable! :O
Posted by ArtBasketSara on November 24, 2012 at 1:26 PM · Report this
25
@14 I don't think she likes you. Good try, though.

@16 I didn't know I needed permission.
Posted by floater on November 24, 2012 at 6:10 PM · Report this
TVDinner 26
@25: You may not need permission, but it's very impolite to imagine someone naked if they wouldn't want you to imagine them naked. It's always seemed awfully intrusive to me, so instead of having sexual fantasies about Mike Rowe, I chew tree bark until my mouth is raw and I shit splinters. Works great! Really.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on November 24, 2012 at 7:37 PM · Report this
TVDinner 27
Did I say "sexual fantasies about Mike Rowe?" I meant, "Imagine Mike Rowe naked while he's making powdermilk biscuits right after Sunday church service in the most sanctified, pure way imaginable." Not at all dirty. Not. At. All.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on November 24, 2012 at 7:39 PM · Report this
28
looking forward to getting one this year and trolling slog with it
Posted by Swearengen on November 25, 2012 at 2:47 PM · Report this
ScrawnyKayaker 29
5280, maybe you'd like to imagine her naked:

http://www.sherwinshootingsports.com/SKS…

It won't take much imagination!
Posted by ScrawnyKayaker on November 26, 2012 at 11:08 AM · Report this
Fifty-Two-Eighty 30
Nice hooters.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 26, 2012 at 11:12 AM · Report this
hillpagan 31
I vote for "Master and Commander"
Posted by hillpagan on November 26, 2012 at 4:24 PM · Report this
ScrawnyKayaker 32
Epic, even.
Posted by ScrawnyKayaker on November 28, 2012 at 11:31 AM · Report this

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