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News & ArtsTuesday, November 20, 2012
Political Suicide What's Mitt Romney Doing Now?
Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Nov 20, 2012 at 4:29 PM
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Obama voters in North Philly are wandering around cussin' and wondering why the unlocked Go Phone they got for their vote ran out the $10 credit so fast.
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Fun Fact...
The mormon temple in Orlando, Florida is gigantic. It's the second largest temple East of the Mississippi (after Washington DC's temple).
The mormon temple in Orlando, Florida is gigantic. It's the second largest temple East of the Mississippi (after Washington DC's temple).
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@5: He's activating the magic underwear!
Also: Same shirt in both the gas pumpin' and Disney hangin' photos. Same day or just REALLY letting himself go?
Also: Same shirt in both the gas pumpin' and Disney hangin' photos. Same day or just REALLY letting himself go?
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If only Alec Baldwin as "Blake" would have been at Disneyland's gates and slapped those tickets out of Romney's hand.
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Gas-pumpin' Mitt Rmoney looks a lot like Gary Busey... right around the time he started to go a little sideways....
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Come on, Paul! Didn't we just say on the cover of the Stranger, "Let us never speak of Mitt Romney again." Seriously, toe the line.
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The picture of disheveled Mitt Romney pumping his own gas is the perfect final image of the 2012 campaign season.
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Pumps his own gas? With that kind of money, I wouldn't even dress myself.
"Time for my jammies, Roderick."
"Time for my jammies, Roderick."
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Pretty soon everyone will forget about Mitt Romney. Pretty soon no one will care what he's doing. Pretty soon he'll join Walter Mondale, Michael Dukakis and Bob Dole as a person people sometimes talk about but no one really cares about anymore. In several decades, only political history junkies will even remember his name. In several centuries, only historians who specialize in America at its peak will remember him.
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@1: You mean the phone they got from that program LifeLine that was instituted in 1984, of which the money comes from a program set up by the FCC in 1997 in order to comply with the Telecommunications Act of 1996?
Yeah, That has Obama all over it.
Idiot.
Yeah, That has Obama all over it.
Idiot.
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@1, @18— on the other hand, shitty internet advertising has informed me that Obama has waived the mortgage refi requirement! Click here!
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American loves a Reality Show more over anything else in life. "I get to sit in my chair and live a life I can't have." Obama won, because he went out and promoted his own reality show. Mitt Romney lost, because he tried winning Americans vote by being himself, not an actor in front of a camera and I can't really see Obama as an actor, so their must be some poor movie critics out there. Who can't reason with good acting. "What are actors? Puppets on a string. And who controls the puppet?
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