So, lets say you're a despondent Republican who'd been lulled into a false sense of Mitt Romney's inevitability by a misplaced trust in the math wizardry of Dean Chambers, the man behind UnSkewedPolls.com. How do you come to terms with Romney's unexpectedly crushing defeat? As Paul mentioned earlier, by buying into Chambers' latest endeavor, of course: BarackOFraudo.com, a website that alleges President Obama stole the election through voter fraud in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Florida!
Just look at those four states: They're black! So you know there's gotta be a lot of fraud!
Look at the evidence: Those states are colored in black! That can't be good.
God, I wish I had no scruples, so that I could become rich and famous too.