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News & ArtsTuesday, November 20, 2012
Crime Bike Watch, a Continuing Report
Posted by Grant Brissey on Tue, Nov 20, 2012 at 4:07 PM
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Oh, and Fnarf is correct: there is no bicycle part that looks like that. Well, it might be half of a ludicrously large ape hanger handlebar, I suppose.
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I'd like to add that I think those bike racks are probably the worst ever designed. I would also bet money that they were more expensive than other standard racks.
God I hate those things. Rip 'em out and put in normal ones, please.
God I hate those things. Rip 'em out and put in normal ones, please.
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It's a bicycle the moment the first two components are joined and should be protected at all costs, even in cases of extreme danger to the bike factory.
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At what point does it cease to be a bike? When is its essential bikeness lost? What, ultimately, defines the bicycle condition? Is it the wheels? Is it the seat? Is it the anger it inspires in drivers? What is a bicycle?
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