Slog
News & ArtsWednesday, November 14, 2012
City / Life Shitty Driver Proud of Shitty Driving!
Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 3:03 PM
From this week's I, Anonymous:
I did California stops all the way across the top of Queen Anne, and you, the busybodied hybrid driver, damn near wrecked in an attempt to impose your first-world, white, pseudo-prudent driving ethics on me. I could tell what you were up to when your headlights became glued to my bumper and you tastelessly tailgated me all the way across the Aurora Bridge. I imagined your diatribe: "You know what! You need to learn how to drive! I'm gonna call the police on you! There were STOP signs back there!" But you couldn't catch me. Be assured, I drive efficiently, and when it comes to simple grown-up judgments, I run libertarian. You can wait for the neon-orange crossing guard, but I'm a big boy. Plus, think how much better for the environment it is if we don't stop pointlessly all the fucking time. What is it with people in this town?...
Read the whole thing and join the comment war here.
Comments are closed.
Advertisement
Most Commented on Slog
-
All You Motherfuckers Complaining That aPodments Are Too Small at 200 Square Feet by Dominic Holden
-
SL Letter of the Day: Did You Think I Was Going To Tell You Not To Come Out? (PLUS: Help Free Kate!) by Dan Savage
-
It's Spring! Who's Ready for Street Harassment? by Cienna Madrid
-
America's Epidemic of Toddler-on-Toddler Gun Violence Continues by Goldy
-
Dutch Artist Turns Dead Cat into Remote-Controlled Helicopter by Bethany Jean Clement
-
Slog Overnight by Dan Savage
-
New Gun Enthusiast... by Dan Savage
-
Saint Genet Re-Creates "Shoot" by Brendan Kiley
-
Slog Bible Study: Revelation 1:9 by Goldy
-
The City of Portland, Oregon Should Run for Washington Lieutenant Governor by Goldy
Stranger Personals
The Stranger
RSSSeattle Art & Performance Quarterly
A complete guide to Seattle's current art, film, dance, and theater season.
Facebook
Twitter
Comments (0)