Two Seattle Men Sue SPD for Excessive Force: After stopping the men at gunpoint for fitting a 911 caller's description of "two tall, skinny, African-Americans," the officer was caught on camera telling them, "I'm going to make stuff up" to send them to jail.
Hope Solo's Fiancé Arrested, Released: Former Seahawk and Husky Jerramy Stevens was arrested on suspicion of assaulting Solo on the eve of their wedding. The judge ordered his release, saying police didn't have sufficient cause to hold him.
Real Life Iron Man Coming Soon: Robot suits that help paraplegics walk are in development all over the country. Researchers at Vanderbilt University, for example, "have developed a robotic exoskeleton that straps over paralyzed limbs. With crutches, paraplegics can stand, walk and even climb stairs."
Awkward '90s child makes awkward '90s joke on awkward '90s television. "You can tell he's a comedian by the way he's working that mic."