The Caucus reports:

A week after losing the presidential election to President Obama, Mitt Romney blamed his overwhelming electoral loss on what he said were big “gifts” that the president had bestowed on loyal Democratic constituencies — including young voters, African Americans and Hispanics.

In a conference call Wednesday afternoon with his national finance committee, Mr. Romney said that the president had followed the “old playbook” of wooing specific interest groups — “specially the African American community, the Hispanic community and young people,” Mr. Romney explained — with targeted gifts and initiatives.

Fuck. That. Guy. He's going to go to his grave thinking he did battle with the takers and lost because Barack Obama gave them free phones or what the fuck ever. He's always going to blame his loss on that 47% of parasites he believes are taking over this country. I hope it keeps him up every night of his life. I hope this motherfucker can't sleep, knowing there's one thing in this whole gigantic world he can't buy.