When will government stop infringing on our personal freedoms? First they come for our giant octopuses, next they'll come for our guns.
I know somebody who was clearly descended from apes. Charles Darwin received nearly 4,000 write-in votes against Congressman Paul Broun (R-GA), who had famously derided evolution as "lies straight from the pit of hell."
Quick, somebody bash him in the head with a ballot box! Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, in the middle of a bloody civil war, told Russian television that his fate can only be decided "through the ballot boxes."
And finally, I would've tacked on a video, but Dan already posted them all.