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Some tickets are still available for HUMP's opening night at SIFF Cinema Uptown TONIGHT! I'll be at the Uptown to introduce both shows tonight—at 7 and 9:30 PM—and I'll be at all of tomorrow night's HUMP! screenings before heading to Portland for a weekend's worth of HUMP!ing. Every single screening of HUMP! in Portland is completely sold out. Which is why they're seeing stuff like this on Craigslist down in Portland:

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There are a lot more HUMP! screenings scheduled in Seattle—this weekend and next weekend (most of next weekend's Seattle screenings are already sold out)—so you don't have to suck anyone off to get a ticket in Seattle. All you have to do is go here and buy a ticket while you still can!

Overheard in the HUMP! Jury Room after the jump...

"Lovely kitchen—but white back-splashes are so hard to keep clean."

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"Is this HUMP!'s first bris?"

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"It's gotta be hard to pee on a trampoline."

"No, it's really easy! It's the worst thing about jumping on a trampoline."

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"It looks like she's teaching her vagina sign language."

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"Sarah McLachlan needs to show up at the end of this one with a really sad dog."

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"Who smells ice-cream?!"

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"I'm glad they found each other."

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"The swastika is a boner killer."

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"This is the bunny gang rape scenario they cut from No Country For Old Men."

"Luckily the female body has ways of shutting bunny rape down."