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Wednesday, November 7, 2012

"Team Rape Lost Big Last Night"

Posted by on Wed, Nov 7, 2012 at 11:17 AM

If you're wondering how a slew of Republican rape apologists did during election night (spoiler alert: It seems that women have ways of shutting that whole thing down), Jezebel has the comprehensive national roundup:

There were the obvious big losses — Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin lost in Missouri and Richard "Rape Pregnancy is a Gift from God" Mourdock got his Tea Party ass handed to him in Indiana, but even the politicians who don't bat cleanup on Team Rape didn't do so great yesterday.

Once you're done laughing, be a dear, grab a shovel, and help these guys finish burying their careers.

 

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 1
Don't hold your breath for a rape exception to be added to the Republican platform.
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn http://youtu.be/zu-akdyxpUc on November 7, 2012 at 11:29 AM · Report this
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hey, don't fill that hole just yet-

we've got 900,000 babies to toss in there......
Posted by Team Baby Murder Won Big Last Night on November 7, 2012 at 11:31 AM · Report this
Will in Seattle 3
Mess with PBS, Die like the Rest.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 7, 2012 at 11:32 AM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 4
The Teabaggers have screwed themselves with their screams of "default!". But don't expect logic or reason to get in their way now.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on November 7, 2012 at 11:48 AM · Report this
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Glad the sexist dinosaurs were destroyed...

Now I can enjoy that bacony, pancakey, eggy thing I just made for myself.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://_ on November 7, 2012 at 11:50 AM · Report this
ArtBasketSara 6
Team Rape must be so upset...wounded, violated and powerless. Sounds appropriate.
Posted by ArtBasketSara on November 7, 2012 at 11:54 AM · Report this
merry 7
@ 6 - You know those rape apologists... Some of them wound so easy..........

Posted by merry on November 7, 2012 at 11:59 AM · Report this
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@2

Total.
Anal.
Ragnarok.
Posted by GermanSausage on November 7, 2012 at 12:01 PM · Report this
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Remember that Rape Nuts are not a healthy way to start your day.

(I still can't believe Indiana Republicans tossed Lugar for that half-wit Mourdock.)
Posted by BD on November 7, 2012 at 12:15 PM · Report this
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@2,
Feel free to throw yourself in there too
Posted by we can't start missing you until you go away on November 7, 2012 at 12:30 PM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 11
Team Rape shouldn't have dressed up the way they did and acted like they did. I mean they were just ASKING to have their asses handed to them.

It's all their fault. But I am sure there is a way they can just "shut the whole thing down" and feel all better.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on November 7, 2012 at 12:33 PM · Report this
Garfield 12
Don't forget about John "the rape thing" Koster. Buh-bye.
Thank you, American women voters!
Posted by Garfield on November 7, 2012 at 12:55 PM · Report this
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 13
Alright, we've found it. For decades, liberals have been stumped in being able to counter the "tax & spend" label that was forced upon it like a scarlet letter.

Team Rape are conservatives. Conservatives are Team Rape. Voting for a Republican is like voting for rape. We have congressmen McDermott (D-WA) and Reichert (Rape-WA). Join the Rape Team! Vote Republican!
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on November 7, 2012 at 1:14 PM · Report this
Free Lunch 14
And you'd think by now they'd learn their lesson, but lesson-learning doesn't seem to be part of the Republican DNA.
Posted by Free Lunch on November 7, 2012 at 8:04 PM · Report this

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