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News & ArtsWednesday, November 7, 2012
Election Slog Poll: What Did Rob McKenna Eat for Breakfast?
Posted by Cienna Madrid on Wed, Nov 7, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Here at Stranger HQ, the cheap champagne is flowing, there's QFC pie and Cool Whip on the table, and we're engaging in some hard-earned gloating about the happy state of marriage, pot, and our other favorite pet issue, Republican Rob McKenna.
Specifically, we're wondering what McKenna ate for breakfast on this fine fall morning—a morning that brings him one step closer to his eventual gubernatorial defeat? Did he fortify his belly with a hearty breakfast of Stranger hack journalists, as his charming daughter and campaign worker Madeleine McKenna once suggested? Or did he stick to a simpler diet of imported jam on sourdough toast?
We can only drink more and speculate. So we must, and wildly!!!
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It should be Chocolate Cap'n Crunch. Then everyone would vote for that option because they ALSO want to be eating Chocolate Cap'n Crunch for breakfast...
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