Jay Inslee shaking hands with the world's youngest voter.
WASHINGTON STATE'S ELECTION RESULTS! 8:15 p.m.
Now that we know we'll have a Democrat in the fucking white house for four more years—Eeeeeeeeee!—it's time for the local stuff. Starting any minute now, the results for Washington State—gay marriage, marijuana legalization, the governor, the attorney general, legislative district, whole trout, new cars—will begin to trickle in RIGHT OVER HERE. Want just state executive races, look here. Looking for just ballot measures, look here. King County results are over here.