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Monday, November 5, 2012

Rx for Election Anxiety Disorder

Posted by on Mon, Nov 5, 2012 at 10:24 AM

In 2008, The Stranger rolled out some new chemical compounds to help you get to, and through, Election Day.

Some, like Palium ("Induces a Valium-like calm with respect to all things Sarah Palin") are a bit past their expiration date. But others—Virginiacodone, Afrodiazepine, Cellexa, Jewbutrin, and Pollzac—may still be helpful. Ask your doctor which one is right for you!


More aging but potentially helpful pills RIGHT HERE!


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Phillips' Milk of Romnesia?
Posted by Dan Golden on November 5, 2012 at 3:39 PM · Report this
Got anything to give us all a good dose of Romnesia so we can forget about Mitt entirely and forever?

Oh, right: Tuesday's election results should take care of that. Never mind.
Posted by rainbird on November 5, 2012 at 11:28 AM · Report this

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