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Monday, November 5, 2012

Rx for Election Anxiety Disorder

Posted by on Mon, Nov 5, 2012 at 10:24 AM

In 2008, The Stranger rolled out some new chemical compounds to help you get to, and through, Election Day.

Some, like Palium ("Induces a Valium-like calm with respect to all things Sarah Palin") are a bit past their expiration date. But others—Virginiacodone, Afrodiazepine, Cellexa, Jewbutrin, and Pollzac—may still be helpful. Ask your doctor which one is right for you!

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More aging but potentially helpful pills RIGHT HERE!

 

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Phillips' Milk of Romnesia?
Posted by Dan Golden on November 5, 2012 at 3:39 PM · Report this
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Got anything to give us all a good dose of Romnesia so we can forget about Mitt entirely and forever?

Oh, right: Tuesday's election results should take care of that. Never mind.
Posted by rainbird on November 5, 2012 at 11:28 AM · Report this

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