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Friday, November 2, 2012

Enter "Hail Obama"

Posted by on Fri, Nov 2, 2012 at 7:48 AM

It's bullshit. It's trending on Twitter. It has a good chance of eclipsing the positive job report. So, well done Fox.

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Obama is not Hitler. Obama is not a socialist. Obama is not a Muslim. With that in mind, let's turn to a recent Romney event and see the real crazy....

One sorry woman claims she has lost all of her freedoms because of Obama. But when asked to name these freedoms that Obama has taken away from her, she can't name one. Another sorry woman even calls Obama an atheist and a Muslim. What is going on here? It's an existential crisis at the social level. The root of this groups being (white, American, superior) has been deracinated and is exposed to an unknown and unknowable sun. Alien Obama brings uncertainty to the things that once seemed so true, so real, so unbendable. Obama has, of course, never harmed these people physically or economically. They are still doing well enough. They have their cars and their weight. But judging from the sound of their voices and the confusion of their thoughts, they seem totally devastated. What made them this way? The damage their president caused is purely psychic. For these broken people, looking at Obama is like looking directly at the sun.

 

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very bad homo 25
Education is the greatest enemy of the conservatives.
Posted by very bad homo on November 2, 2012 at 4:32 PM · Report this
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They're frustrated they can't say "nigger" in public any more.

But "Muslim" "Hitler" "Buddists(!!?)" don't have the same ring, so they hafta pile on the crazy ass analogies.
Posted by judybrowni on November 2, 2012 at 12:51 PM · Report this
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Obama deprived me of my freedoms! Just look at my hair! It used to be BLUE!
Posted by mtiffany71 on November 2, 2012 at 11:49 AM · Report this
Jesus 22
1:48
Posted by Jesus on November 2, 2012 at 11:29 AM · Report this
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This is everyday life in Porterville, talking to people like this.

Reminds me of that famous patriotic song by that right wing hero Woody Guthrie, "this Land is My Land"

"This land is my land,
This land is my land,
From California
to the New Your Island
From the the Gulfstream Waters
To the Redwood Forest
This land was made for me me me!"
Posted by PortervilleNerd on November 2, 2012 at 11:01 AM · Report this
Paul Constant 20
Yeah, Top Conservative Cat is a joke political account. It's not even one of the funny joke political accounts.
Posted by Paul Constant http://https://twitter.com/paulconstant on November 2, 2012 at 10:54 AM · Report this
MacCrocodile 19
@6 - I believe this is the same Twitter feed that was encouraging conservative New Yorkers to refuse federal assistance of all kinds, saying YOU built that subway system, not the government, and YOU can get it running again. I'm pretty sure it's a joke, yes.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on November 2, 2012 at 10:27 AM · Report this
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Fucking Buddhists
Posted by sall on November 2, 2012 at 10:18 AM · Report this
Catalina Vel-DuRay 17
Just start tweeting "Hail Obama, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee". That will make some heads explode.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay http://www.danlangdon.com on November 2, 2012 at 9:59 AM · Report this
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this is racism
Posted by ng53 on November 2, 2012 at 9:54 AM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 15
The woman in that still from the video only makes me think of one thing:

"It's a trick. Get an axe."
Posted by Urgutha Forka on November 2, 2012 at 9:46 AM · Report this
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Clearly we need to start trending #RomneyIsLord.
Posted by K on November 2, 2012 at 9:42 AM · Report this
Matt the Engineer 13
I read on the slog that Obama is an alien.
Posted by Matt the Engineer on November 2, 2012 at 9:37 AM · Report this
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In the past, I have rarely agreed with you Charles, but during this election, I find myself constantly agreeing with you.

When the President was elected four years ago, I was shocked. Pleased, but shocked. I thought this country was too racist to elect a black president, even a half-black, Hawaiian-reared man. I was wrong and glad of it. I cannot imagine what shape this country would be in if McCain and the Republicans had continued looting in a sinking economy. We would not be calling it the Great Recession; we would be calling it the Greatest Depression.

However, during the ever long election process I have discovered racists everywhere who are against the President for no other reason than he doesn't look like them. I am horrified to discover how many white acquaintances don't care to listen to the facts of his presidency. If I push them, eventually it becomes clear they are voting for Rmoney because he is white and rich and he makes them feel more comfortable.

Generally, I end conversations with "well, when you are living in your car, remember you voted for Romney."

Posted by Bugnroolet on November 2, 2012 at 9:21 AM · Report this
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant.

Makes sense given the impending doom for Democrats on Tuesday...

(Hail, Caesar, we who are about to die, salute you. Spoken by gladiators entering the Coliseum.)
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://_ on November 2, 2012 at 9:14 AM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 10
@5, well it's at least something new. I mean we've got to give them a quarter point for some level of creativity?
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on November 2, 2012 at 9:11 AM · Report this
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we now live in a nation where many people are mindless brainwashed paranoids ... does that make them zombies?

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012…
Posted by olive oyl on November 2, 2012 at 8:59 AM · Report this
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Don't worry Charles. They'll be dead soon.
Posted by Patricia Kayden on November 2, 2012 at 8:59 AM · Report this
Bigsfrottin 7
I'm still waiting for the day when we have freedom FROM religion
Posted by Bigsfrottin on November 2, 2012 at 8:54 AM · Report this
Knat 6
Fox only reports news as it is, not as they want it to be.

That's meant as a joke, right? Nobody is that stupid, ri-- Oh, they're self-identifying as a teabagger. ...Nevermind.
Posted by Knat on November 2, 2012 at 8:50 AM · Report this
reverend dr dj riz 5
'the buddhists are coming into this country and taking away our freedoms'....the BUDDHISTS ?
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on November 2, 2012 at 8:42 AM · Report this
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This is not even a campaign between Obama and not-Obama, it's a campaign between people who want to program the American people to do what they want without rational thought, and anyone who sees what they are doing.
All those people are absolutely convinced they're voting for Romney, but they don't know why. They have buzzwords and slogans, but they don't understand them. They don't know what it means to be a Muslim Athiest, so they cannot understand the idiocy of that position.
Posted by Hanoumatoi on November 2, 2012 at 8:10 AM · Report this
Theodore Gorath 3
The comments are also hilariously moronic, racist, and have a lot of that "locked and loaded" imagery that impotent, cowardly white guys like to espouse.
Posted by Theodore Gorath on November 2, 2012 at 8:07 AM · Report this
Theodore Gorath 2
If you click the Fox link, you will see that not only was this story fabricated from whole cloth, they chose a picture that makes Michelle look like both a gorilla and an angry Hitler-esque demogogue.

There is truly no bottom to how low they will stoop. Journalism is dead in this country, and we are all to blame. When journalism dies, democracy quickly follows.
Posted by Theodore Gorath on November 2, 2012 at 8:02 AM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 1
He's taken away their feeling of superiority. "We were rulers of the world and now we are the ruled." How devastating for their little minds. They must feel crushed. Assholes!
Posted by Pope Peabrain on November 2, 2012 at 7:57 AM · Report this

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