Here's David Axelrod vowing to "shave off my mustache of 40 years*" live on MSNBC if the Obama campaign loses Minnesota, Michigan, or Pennsylvania:

Here's a video of a girl who has had too much of this election:

* I wish I had a mustache to bet on things, but we long ago established that I'm not much of a man at all. Also, Mustache of Forty Years is a good band name.