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News & ArtsWednesday, October 31, 2012
Horrors "If you are white, you better read this quick and simple paragraph!"
Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Oct 31, 2012 at 1:46 PM
That's the header of an email I received from the We Like Women Political Party. Here's the text:
This is a free speech opinion!
Democrats do not like white people! Whites are facing a lot of reverse discrimination in areas where there are lots of Democrats! In communities which are overwhelmingly Democrat, whites are getting insults like, "Get out of my neighborhood, you're white," "why don't you move to a whiter neighborhood and get out my neighborhood," "I don't like white people in my neighborhood," "F-you, you are white," etc., etcetra.....In areas which are overwhelmingly Democrat, this is what is happening to white people! (Also, in areas which are overwhelmingly Democrat, whites are a minority and are becoming a superminority!) In many areas which are Democratically controlled, whites, which use to be a majority, are less than 30% of the population now! So if you are white and if you do not want to be insulted for being white (F-You, you are white, I don't like you because you are white) or or do not want to become a minority or even a superminority, do not vote Democrat, vote Republican or vote for any other political party besides the Democratic Party. This is a free speech opinion and only an opinion and we have the right to express our free speech political opinion!
For more hilarity, check out the We Like Women Political Party website.
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I hear that everyday walking the mean streets of the 43rd District, from Broadmoor to Wallingford.
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This site has to be an elaborate troll, or a satire. My favorite part is at the bottom of the page, with the site's "creator" shown taking a self-shot in the bathroom, above this:
Well done, M. Eric Thorson. Well done.
The We Like Women Political Party is a for-profit business, it is not a nonprofit and this website is not a political party only fundraiser! We feel that we can increase the chances of making our goals of passing the We Like Women Political Party laws, which includes laws that will make everyone like women better, as quickly as possible, only with the creativity and innovation that is allowed by private business.
I will do whatever it takes to get millions, and then billions, of people, into the We Like Women Political Party and make it the biggest political movement ever known!
Well done, M. Eric Thorson. Well done.
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Dear God,
Thank you for that link to their site.
So much gold.
Thank you for that link to their site.
The We Like Women Political Party - one of the main functions of government shall be to use neuroscientific conditioning techniques to make everyone like women better:
So much gold.
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Yea, every day when I walk home to the Central, I hear awkwardly formal insults from minorities, such as "you are white, fuck you." I fear this departure from the use of contractions will have greater implications for our society as a whole...
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"Vote Republican every time you vote and always vote for candidates that are women or that are men that like women (Republican men are men that like women so vote for Republican men or Republican women!)"
So, by the logic of this statement, Republican women like women...does that make them lesbians?
So, by the logic of this statement, Republican women like women...does that make them lesbians?
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He has a youtube video too! http://youtu.be/HiLJaZyB21Q
One of the planks in his political platform is to mandate that the homeless work out four hours a day and engage in advanced robotics training.
One of the planks in his political platform is to mandate that the homeless work out four hours a day and engage in advanced robotics training.
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I'm thinking this is actually someone's attempt at a legitimate site - I simply can't imagine a prankster would go to this much trouble and spend the amount of time required to type out page-after-page of "WE LIKE WOMEN!" statements, even if many of them do seem robotically redundant.
Only some OCD 40 year-old who probably hasn't had a date in 10 years would have the compulsion-induced stamina to create something like this...
Only some OCD 40 year-old who probably hasn't had a date in 10 years would have the compulsion-induced stamina to create something like this...
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I love that the author has no apparent knowledge of *actual* anti-white epithets. No shout out for "honky" or "cracker"? How sheltered is this person?
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My neighborhood is DemocratIC AND mostly white. Did I just blow your mind?
I like: "etc., etcetra" and "superminority."
I like: "etc., etcetra" and "superminority."
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This is a wonderful exemplar of Poe's Law. Or its corollary, the Poe Paradox. I can't quite tell.
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The email uses the term "Democratic Party". Proper goonspeak is "Democrat Party."
Inclined to think satire.
Inclined to think satire.
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You're not going to be believe this story, but over the summer, mostly in an effort to soak up as much Vitamin D before the rainy season, I used to ride my bike over to Lake Meridian and soak up some rays. Meridian is kind of like the local beach -- like Golden Gardens, by vastly smaller.
At one point, there was this guy, I call him the Black Man. He seemed like a freshman at college, somewhat diminutive like Donald Glover on Community, but he would go around doing things and refer to himself in the 3rd person.
So at one point, he walked up to one of the bikini clad Ukranian girls laying on the grass and talking out loud to himself, said something like "yes, what you really need is the Black Man. Time for the Black Man to get some of this".
Then at another time he was playing Frisbee with his friend and he was saying "this is the White Man's sport. See, the Black Man can't play this".
At one time, I think at Starbucks nearby I heard his vote, possibly refering to me, "see the Black Man has to do these things...he can't get a job like the White Man".
At one point, there was this guy, I call him the Black Man. He seemed like a freshman at college, somewhat diminutive like Donald Glover on Community, but he would go around doing things and refer to himself in the 3rd person.
So at one point, he walked up to one of the bikini clad Ukranian girls laying on the grass and talking out loud to himself, said something like "yes, what you really need is the Black Man. Time for the Black Man to get some of this".
Then at another time he was playing Frisbee with his friend and he was saying "this is the White Man's sport. See, the Black Man can't play this".
At one time, I think at Starbucks nearby I heard his vote, possibly refering to me, "see the Black Man has to do these things...he can't get a job like the White Man".
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I like the part where they claim not to be associated w/ (among other things) the United Nations.
Good to know.
Good to know.
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This is a free speech opinion!
I like this disclaimer. When people call them out on their bullshit they can just stick their fingers in their ears and yell this over and over again.
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We Like Writing At A Fourth-Grade Level! We Don't Support Reading! We Also Don't Like Necks! This Is Our Free Speech Political Opinion! Don't Vote For Anyone With A Neck! All My Neck Is In My Forehead! I Graduated From Elementary School!
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Anyone who says the phrase "anti-white" or "reverse discrimination" is a crackpot and severely cut off from reality.
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Why does it never occur to these people that if they are members of a rapidly shrinking majority, that now is the time to put in ironclad protections of minority views and rights.
Since "Hey, majority, it's only fair to use your power to make sure everyone else has the same access and guarantees you do" clearly didn't register, how about "Hey, majority, you're next. You ready to be treated the same way you treated the minority when YOU were in charge?"
Since "Hey, majority, it's only fair to use your power to make sure everyone else has the same access and guarantees you do" clearly didn't register, how about "Hey, majority, you're next. You ready to be treated the same way you treated the minority when YOU were in charge?"
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