Hurricane Drives Politicians From Virginia: Both Obama and Romney have canceled campaign events there.
Tacoma Firefighters Rescued an Owl in Fishing Line: Awww.
Not Going to That Block Party: Hermit crabs apparently socialize to find neighbor crabs' shells and take them.
Millions in Irish Aid Goes Missing: In Uganda, $5 million in Irish aid dollars has gone missing in what is widely believed to be scam involving all levels of government.
The 1% Has to Follow Laws Too? Which I guess is news to the Mastros who fled to France after allegedly refusing to fork over the wife's 27.8 and 15.9-carat diamonds in bankruptcy proceedings. They've been caught now.
10 Quotes From Hillary Clinton: In honor of her birthday yesterday, "If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle."
Man is Charged With Killing His Father in Pierce County: "According to the Pierce County Prosecutor’s office, Jonathan Meline woke up around 2 a.m. on Thursday, drank some coffee, walked into his father’s bedroom and bludgeoned him to death with a hatchet."
Naked Lady Beats Up Older Woman in Olympia: No one's really sure why.
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