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Friday, October 26, 2012

News Friday Morning News

Posted by Unpaid Intern on Fri, Oct 26, 2012 at 8:29 AM

Posted by news intern Chelsea Kellogg

Mom Returns Home to Slain Children: The nanny is suspected in the confusing and horrific whodunit, the New York Times reports.

Protesters Drown Out Police: Apparently drones are unpopular.

Syrian Protesters Break Eid Truce: Eid al Adha is the holy weekend when many pilgrims make the Haj to Mecca, but fighting has marred the ceasefire.

Alleged Despicable Piece of Shit Gets Bail Reduced: Wealthy white men have it rough.

Speaking of Wealthy White Men: Wednesday's polling seems to indicate Romney's momentum has stopped.

We're Goin Negative: The Obama campaign release this new ad spot.

Everybody's Going Negative: The RNC released this ad, which reveals Obama's true skin color—red.

Have you voted? SECB can help.

Lena Dunham Talks About Her First Time: Voting for Obama.

Ryan Is A Jerk: But at least he gives candy.

'Some gays are having children born to them. It's not right on paper. It's not right in fact': Guess which Republican candidate for President said that?

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RE: Romney on altering birth certs for children of gay parents.

Typical republicans: Government isn't here to help out or provide security if you're down and out... government is only here to pass moral judgement and interfere in people's personal sex lives.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on October 26, 2012 at 8:52 AM

I don't know. I just made baked stuffed shrimp for lunch and I'm feeling the endorphins. Not that I gave two shits about what the Romneytards did even before that.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on October 26, 2012 at 9:17 AM

thank you for saying "republics".

Posted by Max Solomon on October 26, 2012 at 9:33 AM

It's important for the SPD to have drones, to counter the rampant threat of Native American wood carvers running loose on the streets.

Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on October 26, 2012 at 9:34 AM

That guy interviewing Ryan reminds me of me when I try to talk about hydrogen fuel cells with Seattle liberals.

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on October 26, 2012 at 9:36 AM

21st century products...was checking out Jeff Bezos $165 million dollar glamour purchase...Living Social and found this:

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you'll take a cotton swab sample from your cheek and send it off to the lab for analysis; in return, you'll receive your unique DNA signature using the Gene Ring, a scientifically designed tool that allows you to visually compare your DNA profile to friends and family.

http://www.livingsocial.com/cities/1944-…

Wow...sounds more interesting than a $30 coupon for a $60 massage....

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on October 26, 2012 at 10:16 AM

@ 3, Fixed—thank you! Though let us be clear, Romney is the Empire.

Posted by Unpaid Intern on October 26, 2012 at 10:38 AM