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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Crime NY Police Officer Accused of Plotting to Cook and Eat Women

Posted by Cienna Madrid on Thu, Oct 25, 2012 at 10:43 AM

A New York police officer was arrested Wednesday in Queens by the Federal Bureau of Investigation after he discussed cooking and eating female body parts, according to a criminal complaint.

The evidence against the officer, a six-year veteran of the New York Police Department, consists of e-mails and instant messages in which he was “discussing plans to kidnap, rape, torture, kill, cook and eat body parts of a number of women,” according to the complaint against the officer, Gilberto Valle.

To be fair, the officer was allegedly going to leave the raping to someone else. What a gentleman.

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"kidnap, rape, torture, kill, cook and eat body parts of a number of women"

Was he put on administrative leave?

Posted by Joe Szilagyi

on October 25, 2012 at 10:44 AM

Binders of women.

Posted by Erok on October 25, 2012 at 11:08 AM

to protect and serve. only he reversed the order.

Posted by scary tyler moore

on October 25, 2012 at 11:10 AM

Complaint... such a tidy word for such charges! But one detail has been left out...what kind of rape? There appears to be so many these days.

Posted by ArtBasketSara on October 25, 2012 at 11:17 AM

Two months paid leave while they investigate, then he will be cleared on the testimony of his fellow officers.

Posted by Theodore Gorath on October 25, 2012 at 11:19 AM

And very shortly they will have access to the most sophisticated drons (UAVs) to make it so much easier for them --- Skynet, anybody?????

Posted by sgt_doom on October 25, 2012 at 11:20 AM

Yeah, but would it have been legitimate murder/cannabalism? God's will.

Posted by Chicago Fan on October 25, 2012 at 11:29 AM

If it was only talk, as perverted as that is, I don't know what, if any, punishment there could be.

Posted by Pope Peabrain on October 25, 2012 at 11:30 AM

@3: It's a cookbook!

Posted by jzimbert on October 25, 2012 at 11:35 AM

Seriously though... what is up with men? I'm not saying women don't do crazy messed up things as well, it's just that the ratio seems a little... off. We can probably blame it all on hormones and not let them do stuff, like be police officers, or vote.

Posted by barfy cute on October 25, 2012 at 11:42 AM

@10 As uncomfortable as it is to think about, we are, after all, animals.

Posted by Pope Peabrain on October 25, 2012 at 11:51 AM

@4 is correct, we really need to know which kind of rape anytime rape or threats of rape are involved in order to make sense of the story.

On a side note, I found myself walking alone to my car at 10PM last night after a very late night at the office. As I walked a car pulled into the parking lot, so of course my first thought was RAPIST! As I ran my car hysterically crying (cuz hormones!) I began to ponder, If that *is* a rapist and he manages to catch me, what kind of rape would it be? The legitimate kind? The easy kind? The god-willed-it kind? Or the lay back and enjoy it kind? I never did figure it out... All of that thinking was just so hard and so tiring I had to take a nap instead.

Posted by Queen of Sleaze on October 25, 2012 at 12:05 PM

You rape women but you eat young babies and children...the meat is much more tender. Unless he was going to braise the women. But still, it's risky. Young tender flesh is much easier to prepare.

Do I have to tell them how to do EVERYTHING?!?!?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on October 25, 2012 at 12:25 PM

@8,

In an episode in February, Officer Valle sent an online message to another unnamed person in which he offered to kidnap a woman on the person’s behalf for a price: “$5,000 and she is all yours,” the officer wrote, according to the complaint.

Officer Valle appeared to be under the impression that the person he was communicating with intended to rape the woman, according to the criminal complaint.

Officer Valle also wrote that he would not budge on his $5,000 price: “Like I said this is very risky and will ruin my life if I am caught.”

That's more than just talk. That's criminal conspiracy.

Posted by keshmeshi on October 25, 2012 at 12:30 PM

How long until the L&O:SVU episode airs?

Posted by ishf on October 25, 2012 at 2:09 PM