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Chow Li'l Woody's Wants Everyone to Get Married, Burger Patties Included
Posted by Unpaid Intern on Thu, Oct 25, 2012 at 11:54 AM
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Posted by Chow intern Tobias Coughlin-Bogue.
To support the campaign to approve Ref. 74, Li’l Woody’s is marrying two burger patties.
The ceremony, which will take place many times daily from now until Election Day, will be held inside hamburger buns at 1211 Pine Street. The patties will wear cheese, ketchup, and mayo, and will seal their vows of eternal deliciousness with an onion ring.
Says Li’l Woody’s proprietor Marcus Lalario, “Everyone deserves to share a ring with the one they love.”
One dollar from every marriage equality burger goes to Music for Marriage Equality. Enjoy the dual satisfaction of a double cheeseburger stuffed with an onion ring and a good cause stuffed with money!
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@1 One beef patty, one chicken breast. Wait, no, one sausage and two chicken breasts! These jokes just write themselves.
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