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News & ArtsWednesday, October 24, 2012
Sex It's Not Gay...
Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 2:46 PM
...if you leave your pants on. And your tie. And your name tag.
More not-gay-sex sex positions at MormanMissionaryPositions.com.
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Damn it Savage! I'm all for making fun of repressed Mormon sexuality, but we want to know who got into HUMP! Post the results! A lot us are dying to find out if the PAC NW will be exposed to our nether regions.
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You and me both... I suppose I could watch all kinds of completely no-holds-barred porn of all types right now (thanks Internet) but these are the first pix I've seen online in forever that have made me bite my lip and feel dirty.
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Who was the lady who wrote the Mormon-odyssey book a few years ago and described having her first orgasm while dry-humping her boyfriend, but she didn't know what an orgasm was, and thought she was having a religious experience? That's what I think of when I see stuff like this. Strangely arousing. And those black trousers are good for something, although they show pet hair like a motherfucker.
(And yes, lots of "saints" reported similar experiences of ecstasy and chalked it up to the Holy Spurt^h^h^h^h^h Spirit.)
(And yes, lots of "saints" reported similar experiences of ecstasy and chalked it up to the Holy Spurt^h^h^h^h^h Spirit.)
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Former Seattlite Mark H. Smith wrote a book called "Baked", in which one of the plotlines was about a Mormon missionary whose partner (they travel in pairs) tied him up at his request to keep himself from the temptation to masturbate (an actual recommended practice), and discovered that he REALLY LIKED IT. Recommended if you like this.
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Damn it, Dan ... I could have easily gone through today—and tomorrow, and the rest of my life, in fact—without seeing that picture.
Of course, I still clicked the link, and saw even more things I didn't need to see. So ... er ... um ... yeah.
No, no, no; please don't take me wrongly, here. I just didn't need to see those guys, in those costumes, striking those poses.
My apologies, of course, to all those whose fetish is dressing up as religious missionaries. Maybe if they had better haircuts ....
Of course, I still clicked the link, and saw even more things I didn't need to see. So ... er ... um ... yeah.
No, no, no; please don't take me wrongly, here. I just didn't need to see those guys, in those costumes, striking those poses.
My apologies, of course, to all those whose fetish is dressing up as religious missionaries. Maybe if they had better haircuts ....
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oh wow our sides are splitting.....
where are all the Enlightened Liberals who were pissing in their panties about the disrespectful video trailer that triggered The Riots in Benghazi?
where are all the Enlightened Liberals who were pissing in their panties about the disrespectful video trailer that triggered The Riots in Benghazi?
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