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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

It's Not Gay...

Posted by on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 2:46 PM

...if you leave your pants on. And your tie. And your name tag.

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OutInBumF 1
This is the faggiest thing I've ever seen. But somehow hot. Guess I'm sick and twisted.
Posted by OutInBumF on October 24, 2012 at 3:01 PM · Report this
seandr 2
People should wear a helmet in all positions, not just bicycle. Be safe, use protection.
Posted by seandr on October 24, 2012 at 3:12 PM · Report this
3
hanging bow is difficult. trust.
Posted by Rowlf on October 24, 2012 at 3:12 PM · Report this
4
Damn it Savage! I'm all for making fun of repressed Mormon sexuality, but we want to know who got into HUMP! Post the results! A lot us are dying to find out if the PAC NW will be exposed to our nether regions.
Posted by H to the U to the M to the P on October 24, 2012 at 3:13 PM · Report this
Sargon Bighorn 5
Could you imagine the shame if the ties got all tangled!
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on October 24, 2012 at 3:14 PM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 6
Spitting on his ass just wouldn't be the same.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on October 24, 2012 at 3:19 PM · Report this
LogopolisMike 7
You and me both... I suppose I could watch all kinds of completely no-holds-barred porn of all types right now (thanks Internet) but these are the first pix I've seen online in forever that have made me bite my lip and feel dirty.
Posted by LogopolisMike http://logopolis.typepad.com on October 24, 2012 at 3:20 PM · Report this
Andy 8
Is that Lustache?
Posted by Andy on October 24, 2012 at 3:25 PM · Report this
rob! 9
Who was the lady who wrote the Mormon-odyssey book a few years ago and described having her first orgasm while dry-humping her boyfriend, but she didn't know what an orgasm was, and thought she was having a religious experience? That's what I think of when I see stuff like this. Strangely arousing. And those black trousers are good for something, although they show pet hair like a motherfucker.

(And yes, lots of "saints" reported similar experiences of ecstasy and chalked it up to the Holy Spurt^h^h^h^h^h Spirit.)
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on October 24, 2012 at 3:28 PM · Report this
Fnarf 10
Former Seattlite Mark H. Smith wrote a book called "Baked", in which one of the plotlines was about a Mormon missionary whose partner (they travel in pairs) tied him up at his request to keep himself from the temptation to masturbate (an actual recommended practice), and discovered that he REALLY LIKED IT. Recommended if you like this.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on October 24, 2012 at 4:24 PM · Report this
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Damn it, Dan ... I could have easily gone through today—and tomorrow, and the rest of my life, in fact—without seeing that picture.

Of course, I still clicked the link, and saw even more things I didn't need to see. So ... er ... um ... yeah.

No, no, no; please don't take me wrongly, here. I just didn't need to see those guys, in those costumes, striking those poses.

My apologies, of course, to all those whose fetish is dressing up as religious missionaries. Maybe if they had better haircuts ....
Posted by BD on October 24, 2012 at 5:09 PM · Report this
12
The big question is: what about the magic underwear?
Posted by TechBear on October 24, 2012 at 6:46 PM · Report this
13
oh wow our sides are splitting.....

where are all the Enlightened Liberals who were pissing in their panties about the disrespectful video trailer that triggered The Riots in Benghazi?
Posted by Hypocritical Bigotry makes people Stupid on October 25, 2012 at 12:38 AM · Report this
14
It may not be gay per se.... but it is all homosexual to me.
Posted by chaya760 on October 25, 2012 at 1:04 AM · Report this
15
OMG. Really?
Posted by LatteWhore on October 25, 2012 at 1:10 PM · Report this
16
God, I fucking love Mormons.
Posted by hihi on December 25, 2012 at 11:11 PM · Report this

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