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Monday, October 22, 2012

Rob McKenna's Latest Fundraiser, Guest Starring Vaginal Probes!

Posted by on Mon, Oct 22, 2012 at 10:28 AM

Guess who was in-state last week, fundraising for Rob McKenna and likely doling out free vaginal probes with every donation?

Mr. Vaginal Probe himself, Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell (RRRrrrrr)! The man who tried and failed this year to force women to pay for invasive ultrasounds—up the vagina—before being allowed to have an abortion. The man who instituted Confederate History Month in Virginia in one breath, and in the very next called slavery insignificant.

But don't worry about McKenna gleefully probing your holes, ladies—he cares about your rights. He said so, somewhere! I'm sure Mr. Vaginal Probe was only in town to pick up a few tips on how to be a better moderate from McKenna.

Vaginal probe, vaginal probe, vaginal probe.

PS. Vaginal probe.


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Is someone going to probe Rob McKenna's vagina? Because he has one. Let's stop with the pretend already, shall we?
Posted by Confluence on October 22, 2012 at 10:35 AM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 2
@1, I think they get rid of the vagina when you are post operative. I could be wrong though.

Do we have a button for Vaginal Probes for McKenna?
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on October 22, 2012 at 10:37 AM · Report this
MacCrocodile 3
Cienna, I told you no. This is highly inappropriate, and no amount of innuendo is going to change my mind.
Posted by MacCrocodile on October 22, 2012 at 10:59 AM · Report this

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