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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Chow / ??!! / Sex Headline of the Day: Oh, Florida!

Posted by on Thu, Oct 18, 2012 at 3:15 PM

"Couple Caught Having Sex on Restaurant Table in Front of Children"

As the newscaster trenchantly observes, "This story's pretty crazy. And it's disturbing for anybody who takes their family out to eat! In this case, a couple went too far."

 

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That anchor, Gaard Swanson, used to be at one of the Seattle stations.
Posted by TJ on October 18, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Reverse Polarity 2
Clearly we need to ban heterosexuality.

Think of the CHILDREN!!!!
Posted by Reverse Polarity on October 18, 2012 at 7:49 PM
Urgutha Forka 3
I hate the goddamned children.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on October 18, 2012 at 10:00 PM
Sargon Bighorn 4
#2 WHEN do we float the constitutional amendment? What's next with those Heteros, sex with dogs? Oh wait they already do that.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on October 18, 2012 at 11:23 PM
Schmapdi 5
How come only the guy was named and shamed on the news?
Posted by Schmapdi on October 19, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Big Matt G 6
@5) You gotta admit though, that's one heckuva mugshot!
Posted by Big Matt G on November 28, 2012 at 12:22 PM

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